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Ice… - Quantum12 - 11-03-2024
![[Image: BW6np9Z.jpeg]](https://i.imgur.com/BW6np9Z.jpeg)
Walking in times of ice and snow,
A big fluffy white polar bear walked my way.
She looked so cute running to me,
I thought we would be best friends,
I could ride her back through the snow,
We would go fishing all day,
She would keep me warm,
I would tell her stories of life,
We would be best friends,
Time will tell.
Then she fell.
Oops I forgot to teach her how to read...
RE: Ice… - CCoburn - 11-03-2024
(11-03-2024, 05:54 PM)Quantum12 Wrote: [Image: https://i.imgur.com/BW6np9Z.jpeg]
Walking in times of ice and snow,
A big fluffy white polar bear walked my way.
She looked so cute running to me,
I thought we would be best friends,
I could ride her back through the snow,
We would go fishing all day,
She would keep me warm,
I would tell her stories of life,
We would be best friends,
Time will tell.
Then she fell.
Oops I forgot to teach her how to read...
But anything she ever needed to know, she learned from me
so there was never really any need
RE: Ice… - Quantum12 - 11-03-2024
(11-03-2024, 07:38 PM)CCoburn Wrote: But anything she ever needed to know, she learned from me
so there was never really any need
lol! I wasted alllll my time. I even taught her how to fish for Steelhead and she brought them to you!
RE: Ice… - CCoburn - 11-03-2024
(11-03-2024, 07:41 PM)Quantum12 Wrote: lol! I wasted alllll my time. I even taught her how to fish for Steelhead and she brought them to you!
Like George Washington,
I cannot tell a lie
And the fluffy white polar bear
did indeed
bring the Steelhead
for me to fry
RE: Ice… - CCoburn - 11-04-2024
(11-03-2024, 05:54 PM)Quantum12 Wrote: [Image: https://i.imgur.com/BW6np9Z.jpeg]
Walking in times of ice and snow,
A big fluffy white polar bear walked my way.
She looked so cute running to me,
I thought we would be best friends,
I could ride her back through the snow,
We would go fishing all day,
She would keep me warm,
I would tell her stories of life,
We would be best friends,
Time will tell.
Then she fell.
Oops I forgot to teach her how to read...
I was only replying to the text earlier and didn't even tie the ending in with the graphic – okay, now it makes sense. It's a nice piece with an obscure use of metaphors, unless of course you really are talking about a polar bear.
RE: Ice… - UltraBudgie - 11-04-2024
it seems like such a happy polar bear very different from cats when they slip and are all like look around hope no one saw and pretend it didn't happen, polar bear is like haha i love the ice!
RE: Ice… - Quantum12 - 11-04-2024
(Yesterday, 12:37 AM)UltraBudgie Wrote: it seems like such a happy polar bear very different from cats when they slip and are all like look around hope no one saw and pretend it didn't happen, polar bear is like haha i love the ice!
She is like a big fluffy dog!
RE: Ice… - CCoburn - 11-04-2024
I read that sometimes they will just roll around in the snow to clean off or cool down; apparently they can still get hot even with the frigid temps.
So, maybe the sign is just a fortunate coincidence for a funny pic. I did try reading the polar bears' expression which doesn't seem to help a whole lot – it could be "Oh shit!!" or something else entirely.
RE: Ice… - Quantum12 - 11-04-2024
(Yesterday, 09:04 AM)CCoburn Wrote: I read that sometimes they will just roll around in the snow to clean off or cool down; apparently they can still get hot even with the frigid temps.
So, maybe the sign is just a fortunate coincidence for a funny pic. I did try reading the polar bears' expression which doesn't seem to help a whole lot – it could be "Oh shit!!" or something else entirely.
lol!
![[Image: nPKfUv7.jpeg]](https://i.imgur.com/nPKfUv7.jpeg)
This guy got LOST on Lost. He got super hot and could not read.
RE: Ice… - CCoburn - 11-04-2024
(Yesterday, 09:23 AM)Quantum12 Wrote: lol!
[Image: https://i.imgur.com/nPKfUv7.jpeg]
This guy got LOST on Lost. He got super hot and could not read.
Oh, I was going to say that's the clearest and best picture of a Sasquatch I've ever seen.
