Truman Show: VP Edition

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The Truman Show: Kayak Episode (Starring JD Vance)


JD Vance blames Secret Service over raising of Ohio river level to accommodate VP’s birthday kayaking trip
Link: www.the-independent.com

The Secret Service asked the Army Corps of Engineers to raise the river level in Ohio so VP JD Vance could kayak safely. 

Vance was reportedly unaware of the river adjustment...

During a Secret Service scouting mission of the area with local public safety officials ahead of Vance’s trip, one of the boats ran aground, the source said. The decision to raise the water levels was made for security reasons, the source claimed.

The vice president was unaware the water level had been raised, according to a Vance spokesperson. “The Secret Service often employs protective measures without the knowledge of the Vice President or his staff, as was the case last weekend,” the spokesperson told The Independent.

The Truman Show Part:
JD Vance was unaware the water level had been raised.
The Secret Service literally engineered a better birthday... complete with ideal kayaking conditions.

His team says he didn’t know that the federal government quietly modified a river for a VP birthday outing, and everyone’s acting like that’s normal. No big press release. No public warning. Just… surprise higher water.

Like someone yelling... cue the river!  from the control room.