The realities of man flu

[DBCowboy]

I'm here for you, to listen if you need, but I cannot tolerate sniveling, unless, of course, it's a track on a Fallout Boys album.   Then, and only then, it is entertaining.

There will be no sniveling.

I must use my man-strength to power through this dreaded disease that has killed millions.

It is a testament to my manpower that I'm even able to type, each my McRib and survive this deadly disease.

[chr0naut]

I'm working the alcohol and junk-food treatment authorized by Trump.

?? Bubba - taken orally?

[DBCowboy]

?? Bubba - taken orally?

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[argentus]

There will be no sniveling.

I must use my man-strength to power through this dreaded disease that has killed millions.

It is a testament to my manpower that I'm even able to type, each my McRib and survive this deadly disease.

I pray you shall be able to sustain yourself during this trial;   perhaps a chocolate supplement or a Krispy Kreme might have antioxidant properties to fortify you?

[DBCowboy]

I pray you shall be able to sustain yourself during this trial;   perhaps a chocolate supplement or a Krispy Kreme might have antioxidant properties to fortify you?

Perhaps, though a chocolate milkshake might fortify me through my trial tonight.

I can only pray to the gods that I am allowed to survive the 'night.

[guyfriday]

I'm working the alcohol and junk-food treatment authorized by Trump.

Gin and Tonic and McNuggets, or if you are able to Mint Julip and KFC.

[IdeomotorPrisoner]

Man flu is something all men must face from time to time.

A weaker man or a woman would probably have to be hospitalized for weeks or months to get over it.  Yet real men, manly men, must suffer and continue to work, hunt, and provide for the weaker members of their tribe because that is what men do.

I now suffer from man flu.

This is my chronicle, in hopes to instruct, guide those who have not experienced it before.

The lesser men, the weak ones, and the women-folk can go back to making sandwiches for real men.  This thread is only for those men who must work and push through the pain of a runny nose, a cough, and yes, even a sore throat.

I am at day 1.

I have ordered Grubhub for my tribe since McRibs are back.

I hope you will join me on my journey of strength and manly perseverance.

While I cough and blow my nose.

Is this more a call to manly arms or are you fishing for a meltdown?

It really is some VERY taste looking bait, and its well prepared, but it's just WAY too prompted.  It kinda feels like to release any type of kraken here is feeding too much into what's partly intended.

Instead, I will encourage you to clutch your manhood tight and wave it proudly in all its manly dominance!  Might Is Right! Ragnar Redbeard and all that jazz... May you spread your man-o-sphere "man flu" far and wide...

...because the more the manosphere gains prominence the more two girls with dogs from some red state move in down the hall.

[Maxmars]

Ahhh... a nurturing spirit... 

[UltraBudgie]

This thread is kind of gay.

[putnam6]

Ahhh... a nurturing spirit...