The Banter Cafe

[SteamyAmerican]

Who me? I'm not a Yank...far from it. I just wanted to swap recipes to create a new drink, sorry to try to inject some fun.

No me. Lol.

i just assumed me ordering a double had me shown the door.

[SteamyAmerican]

A woman goes into a cocktail bar and asks the Barman for a Double Entendre.

So he gave her one....

True story.

One upon a time when I was a younger lad bartending in Monterey, this woman walks in kinda looking around the place and beyond into the restaurant on the wharf. She looks a little puzzled.
I asked her if she needed some help with something. She said, “Yeah. I’m looking for someone.”

”Aren’t we all?” I replied. The look on her face when I said this. Bwahahaha!

[quintessentone]

No me. Lol.

i just assumed me ordering a double had me shown the door.

LOL Double, triple...cha ching into the cafe's cash register.

[Oldcarpy2]

A Duck goes into a pub and orders a pint and  Ploughman's.

"I'm working on a building site down the road so I'll be popping in for lunch for the next few weeks".

Landlord thinks, Wow a talking Duck!

" You know, I could get you a job at the Circus that's in town"?

The Duck looks at him quizzically.

"A Circus?  With canvas big tops?

What the fuck would they want a Plasterer for"?

[quintessentone]

A Duck goes into a pub and orders a pint and  Ploughman's.

"I'm working on a building site down the road so I'll be popping in for lunch for the next few weeks".

Landlord thinks, Wow a talking Duck!

" You know, I could get you a job at the Circus that's in town"?

The Duck looks at him quizzically.

"A Circus?  With canvas big tops?

What the **** would they want a Plasterer for"?

I have no idea why I laugh at these types of jokes. No idea!

[Oldcarpy2]

No me. Lol.

i just assumed me ordering a double had me shown the door.

Hey, man - no way.  I could do with the dosh.

We have a sign in here:

"In God we trust.  Everyone else pays in cash".

[UltraBudgie]

i just assumed me ordering a double had me shown the door.

Not a chance. If anything, should have asked, "and can you leave the bottle?".

It might not have happened, but don't be afraid to ask.


Carpy, any chance of a Tizer and something greasy? What would you recommend?

[Oldcarpy2]

Not a chance. If anything, should have asked, "and can you leave the bottle?".

It might not have happened, but don't be afraid to ask.


Carpy, any chance of a Tizer and something greasy? What would you recommend?

Full English cooked in Goose fat?

[UltraBudgie]

Full English cooked in Goose fat?

This is acceptable.

Thank you kind sir.

[Oldcarpy2]

This is acceptable.

Thank you kind sir.

You're welcome.

Feel free to stick a 'chune on the Juke Box me old mucker.