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I'll take three. One to nail to the wall of a museum as modern art, one to top-up my lava lamp, and one to put in a time capsule to confuse the hell out of the future.
Most kind; thank you.
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(10-28-2025, 05:49 PM)UltraBudgie Wrote: I'll take three. One to nail to the wall of a museum as modern art, one to top-up my lava lamp, and one to put in a time capsule to confuse the hell out of the future.
Most kind; thank you.
Modern art? I'll sign it Banksy and we'll split it 50/50.
Bacon sarnie?
'l'll just check my Giveashitometer....Nope. Nothing...
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(10-28-2025, 05:53 PM)Oldcarpy2 Wrote: Bacon sarnie?
Ah you know me well! With a tiny amount of HP, please. No more than 1/4 cup.
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(10-03-2025, 12:43 PM)Oldcarpy2 Wrote: Hey, man, you're like harshing my vibe, maan...
I like have a wash once a month, whether I need it or not, maaan.... 
That's about how often I clean my coffee cup. I like a good patina on it.
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I am marinating sliced pork tenderloin in sesame oil and soy sauce for a delicious chop suey tomorrow, with homegrown bok choy, red peppers, store bought sliced carrots, onions served over rice for my Darlin' and my Mom, and served over seasoned cauliflower 'rice' for me.
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When I read what I wrote, I sound like Giles on Gogglebox.
He's somewhat of a twat, IMHFO.
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(10-28-2025, 10:41 PM)argentus Wrote: When I read what I wrote, I sound like Giles on Gogglebox.
He's somewhat of a twat, IMHFO.
Yes he is. But don't fret, you haven't shown up on my Twat Radar.
Well, not yet, anyway.....
Tottenham are playing Newcastle tonight. On the big screen in the Caff.
COYS!
'l'll just check my Giveashitometer....Nope. Nothing...
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(10-29-2025, 01:23 PM)Oldcarpy2 Wrote: (10-29-2025, 01:23 PM)Oldcarpy2 Wrote: Yes he is. But don't fret, you haven't shown up on my Twat Radar.
Well, not yet, anyway..... 
Tottenham are playing Newcastle tonight. On the big screen in the Caff.
COYS!
Yes he is. But don't fret, you haven't shown up on my Twat Radar.
Well, not yet, anyway..... 
Tottenham are playing Newcastle tonight. On the big screen in the Caff.
COYS!
A personal twat radar is important. I consider it to be a tad more definitive than, say, an 'asshole radar'. That there's a wide net to cast. I'm glad I haven't show up on yours. ... ... yet. Hey, the night is young, and we're yet two months from the end of the year. You're welcome at my fire also.
I looked for that game, but couldn't find it. We just signed up for a iptv service which should improve our global sports connections.
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(10-29-2025, 07:01 PM)argentus Wrote: A personal twat radar is important. I consider it to be a tad more definitive than, say, an 'asshole radar'. That there's a wide net to cast. I'm glad I haven't show up on yours. ... ... yet. Hey, the night is young, and we're yet two months from the end of the year. You're welcome at my fire also. 
I looked for that game, but couldn't find it. We just signed up for a iptv service which should improve our global sports connections.
Oh. We lost 2-0.
We've got Chelsea scum on Saturday.
'l'll just check my Giveashitometer....Nope. Nothing...
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10-30-2025, 03:00 PM
This post was last modified: 10-30-2025, 03:01 PM by Oldcarpy2. 
Yo!
Prince Andrew has been stripped of his Prince title and booted out of the Royal Lodge.
Free beer and bacon sarnies tonight.
Please feel free to stick some appropriate chunes on the Juke Box.
'l'll just check my Giveashitometer....Nope. Nothing...
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