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God gave them a heavy overcoat for cold weather. The recommended distance to maintain from them is 100 yards.

Yup, 100 yards.
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Yes, but apparently God only gave them a heavy overcoat on the front half, leaving them somewhat.. er..*cough* exposed where the chilblains hurt the most.   I admit, it would make me damned irritable also.   100 yards??   I think buffalo are one of God's many, many natural selection creatures.   I wouldn't get 1000 yards from them, or Moose either.   Most scared I've ever been in my life was being chased by a bull moose.  He wasn't trying to kill me, mind.   He could have easily done that.   What he did is chase me through a mud bog that was mostly 5-6 feet deep.    My crime?   I was loud and irritating.   Contrary to buffalo, moose are completely clothed in their heavy overcoat.

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Yes, but apparently God only gave them a heavy overcoat on the front half, leaving them somewhat.. er..*cough* exposed where the chilblains hurt the most.   I admit, it would make me damned irritable also.   100 yards??   I think buffalo are one of God's many, many natural selection creatures.   I wouldn't get 1000 yards from them, or Moose either.   Most scared I've ever been in my life was being chased by a bull moose.  He wasn't trying to kill me, mind.   He could have easily done that.   What he did is chase me through a mud bog that was mostly 5-6 feet deep.    My crime?   I was loud and irritating.   Contrary to buffalo, moose are completely clothed in their heavy overcoat.

They aren't exposed, they have a wooly shorter layer close to the chilblains which creates a zone of warmth, then a second waterproof overcoat for Winter survival. They are covered! lol

I have never been in a position where a large and dangerous animal was in my general vicinity, just people's vicious dogs where I walked too close to them.

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They aren't exposed, they have a wooly shorter layer close to the chilblains which creates a zone of warmth, then a second waterproof overcoat for Winter survival. They are covered! lol

I have never been in a position where a large and dangerous animal was in my general vicinity, just people's vicious dogs where I walked too close to them.

Have you been in Montana in the winter?      I would want the full wooly bully over my chilblains.  Just sayin'.  

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No words needed, or are there?

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