05-23-2025, 11:11 AM
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05-23-2025, 11:22 AM
(05-22-2024, 08:57 AM)baddmove Wrote: where's the Upload button from our PC's gallery?
05-23-2025, 11:47 AM
This thread is great. Im only halfway through and still laughing. The Elf on the Shelf with the UFO light fixture is hilarious ?
05-24-2025, 09:32 AM
This post was last modified: 05-24-2025, 09:34 AM by quintessentone. 
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"The only journey is the one within."
05-27-2025, 08:54 AM
It’s like buying a fire extinguisher that says, “This blaze looks serious… unlock full suppression mode for just $11.99/month!”
05-28-2025, 08:30 AM
Quote: Southerners have a way with words. Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy; the Will Rogers of our time. "I’m a good ol' southern boy telling it like it is". . . actually, he may be the smartest person in government! Kennedy graduated Magna cum Laude from Vanderbilt, has a Law degree from the University of Virginia and a degree from Oxford in England . He is no country bumpkin; he is very insightful & a bit humorous. Comment about Andrew Cuomo lecturing us. "It's like a frog calling you ugly". This election in Ga will be the most important in history. You have nothing to worry about unless you are a taxpayer, parent, gun owner, cop, person of faith, or an unborn baby! – Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy Senator John Kennedy from Louisiana describes Democrats as the “well-intended arugula and tofu crowd.” – Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy You can only be young once, but you can always be immature. – Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy Americans are thinking, there are some good members of Congress, but we can’t figure out what they are good for. Others are thinking, how did these morons make it through the birth canal.” – Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy It’s as dead as four o’clock. – Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy Always follow your heart.....but take your brains with you. – Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy The short answer is ‘No.’ The long answer is ‘Hell No.’ – Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy It must suck to be that dumb. – Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy When the Portland mayor's IQ gets to 75, he oughta sell. – Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy I keep trying to see Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer's point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass. – Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy Go sell your crazy somewhere else...we are all stocked up here. – Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy She has a Billy goat brain and a mockingbird mouth! – Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy Sen. John Kennedy (R., La.) said on Wednesday that he trusted most Middle Eastern countries as much as gas station sushi. – Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy You can get a goat to climb a tree, but you’d be better off hiring a squirrel. – Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy This has been going on since Moby Dick was a minnow. Don't stand between a dog and a fire hydrant. – Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy Our country was founded by geniuses, but it's being run by idiots.. --Louisiana Sen John Kennedy It appears that he might do the right thing, but only when closely supervised and cornered like a rat. – Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy This is why space aliens won't talk to us. – Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy Democrats are running around like they found a hair in their biscuit. – Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy What planet did you parachute in from? – Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy Just because you CAN sing doesn’t mean you should. – Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy Senator John Kennedy on Nancy Pelosi, “She can strut sitting down!” – Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy [font][font]Chuck Schumer just moo’s and follows Nancy Pelosi into the cow chute.[/font][/font] – Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy No one rules if no one obeys “Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.” - Voltaire |
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