Story photo challenge…

[Quantum12]

Oh no!

They made Skippy all gay.

What's that Skip?

The boys have all transgendered?

Crikey!

Haha you are funny.Can I add this photo for you? Next photo.

[Maxmars]

Those hallucinogenic bubbles keep popping all around me,
I'm not sure but I think I'm feeling something.

Comrade Yuri said this would be 'different.'

Why do the bubbles turn blue, just before they pop?

[RadioKnecht]

Haha you are finny Can I add this photo for you? Next photo.
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"Hey Shaggy, that wasn't a microdose"

[Quantum12]

George, “why do you have a play on your iPad on the moon?”

Bob, “I am watching the man on the moon!”

George, “Why does no one trust the man on the moon?”

Bob, “Because he has a dark side.”

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[Bootless]

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We tried to keep the native bald eagles from marrying the migratory ducks.

But,

oh well,

Now we have all colors and walks of life available.


Next:

[Maxmars]

OK... some padding, custom pillows... this could work...

In retrospect, the idea of genetically designing a wooden lounger was a one-off...
but the result might be marketable... we'll see.

[Quantum12]

I found Noah's Ark, what is left of it. It survived the waters  rise for 40 days and nights, covering the Earth. 

Noah built this ship to save unclean and clean animals. 

This ship had a beautiful 110,000 horsepower engine. It weighed 2300 tons. It burned 13,000 gallons per hour. The engine was so powerful that it shook time! 

Noah’s ship was so powerful it was found up high on a mountain. 

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[Maxmars]

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We'd been calibrating for weeks...

Each of the vortex nodes were properly focused and manifested at the appropriate harmonic.

We drew straws for what we called "chair duty."

Last time Fred had taken "the chair", we were never able to remove the luminous puddle from the floor,
judging from the smell, Fred's last act was to evacuate his bladder... like the glow, the pee smell remained.

Fred?  Well..., wherever he is... who can say?



How about this:

[Encia22]

Mickey Il Gatto, arrived early for his rendezvous with Hairy All Paws, his catnip dealer. He stalked into the lounge of the Litter Box International Hotel and ordered a straight Cognac.

As Mickey found a comfortable armchair to loaf in; he was feline fine.

The Cognac was served, but after a few laps, he could sense something was off.

Pawing the air, he summoned the waiter, who dutifully leapt to his side.

Waiter, ears pricked up, enquired, "How can I help you, Sir?"

Mickey, purfectly calm and collected, hissed, "This Cognac is a bit too smoky for my palate."

Waiter, "My deepest apologies, Sir. I will fetch you another one, immediately."

Mickey, squinted and murmured, "No, just bring me a can of your finest tuna and a bowl of half-fat milk... I need to lose a few pounds."

Waiter, offered, "Would you like a furball in the milk, Sir? It's a speciality of the house and reserved for our felinest customers.

Mickey, sneered and retorted, "No, I already coughed up two before coming in. But send over a manipurist, I need a quick trim."

As the waiter slinked back to the kitchen, Mickey saw that the Hotel singer, Pussy Toes, was about to begin her repurtoire, "Life doesn't get better than this..."
 

[Maxmars]

 

Smart and Feldon were befuddled....

How could the chief be calling each of their phones at the same exact time?  Could it be a KAOS plot?

They each paused. listening for some explanation of this miraculous call....

Then 86 said, "Sorry chief... would you believe 99 and I got our heels crossed?... and I love it!"