Story photo challenge…

[UltraBudgie]

he would never turn back he was a camel forever deep inside the pyramid something laughed close the border he thought as he dropped his camera and ran she sank in to the ground

[Maxmars]

 

... Section 17: Jumping

[Image display.]

"Time Agents:"

"You will note the red dotted line indicating the optimal path to achieve when jumping over things."

"Note the the Time Agent depicted in the lead has barely made the jump. His trajectory differed from the red dotted line."

"We can infer the Time Agent directly over the illustrated hole will also have a difficult time reaching his goal."

"Imagine the Time agent that is about to jump following the red dotted path..."

Instructors' note:

Group is informally dismissed... during that time casually convey the story of the stupid time agent who would stop and wait for the dotted line to appear whenever he had to jump over something. Laugh with them.

[Best done before the break for lunch]

[UltraBudgie]

[Best done before the break for lunch]

Is lunch over yet? Looking to get to the first slide of the new PowerPoint presentation...

stares at the blank projector screen expectantly...

[putnam6]

Is lunch over yet? Looking to get to the first slide of the new PowerPoint presentation...

stares at the blank projector screen expectantly...

Darkness complete darkness, he blinked to light no picture no image, just incoherent babble about a Power Point presentation

he was lying on his side, and groggily woke up he felt drugged. He slowly walked hands out front and still bumped his nose fairly hard against what felt like a cinder block wall. Finally, after a few minutes of following the wall to the left he found a closed door. He slowly turned the handle and the door clicked open..his eyes squinted as they tried to adjust.

He looked back and saw his empty wallet and cell phone he grabbed them and then headed cautiously up the unknown staircase

[Quantum12]

It’s a long climb to the top,
It’s so worth it, I won’t stop.

Heavens love of a love lets us in,
The endless journey we made as a soul rider never ends.

Peace be in you and with you for this climb,
No one told us it's easy to find our way to the top.

One mind over love is always beautiful,
Life was meant to be happy and wild.

Dreams of this journey come true,
One foot over another is the people we have touched.

Living clean helps us along our ride.
It's not a race of time but a state of mind.

In life don't be late and I will see you at heavens gate...

Next photo

[UltraBudgie]

As the jolly Keeper of Horses led her through the grassland, Stella felt herself shift. It was as if she could see all possible lives she might have lived, all the people she could have been, riding along with her, all superimposed on that moment of time. Timelines moved from the realm of alternate possibility to being right there, alongside her on the horse's back. Everything elongated. She looked at all the children she could have been, that were her too, that she was. Strangely, the horse didn't seem to mind one bit.

It was the best Nature Park ever. Stella turned and smiled at the camera.

[Quantum12]

Oh cute owl why did you have to fly,
You should have never winked that eye,
Now you are petrified,
Alone you sit in a tree,
I’m all choked up with no glee,

Alone all day dusk till dawn,
You could have flown on my old lawn,

We could have been friends,
Now your life ends,

I will always think of you in my sleep,
To remind you always count sheep,

My fried owl…

Next photo. How they really do it…

[Maxmars]

"Levengood and Meaden can eat my shorts!"  "We'll show you vortexes!"

Beebel and Foslax toiled away as Cento consulted the image from Weekly World News.

Sure, they probably had one too many, and they did forget the compass... but screw it all anyway!

If those two old British guys did this all over the planet, they sure as hell can too!

[Quantum12]

Next photo


Roses are red,
and they have a sweet smell,
Barney is freaking annoying as hell.

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[UltraBudgie]

The US's Psychological Operations Company (Psy Ops) said the aim was to break a prisoner's resistance through sleep deprivation and playing music that was culturally offensive to them.... "In training, they forced me to listen to the Barney "I Love You" song for 45 minutes. I never want to go through that again," one US operative told the magazine. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_...042907.stm

this is the exact point when cats stopped pretending and decided to stop toying with the humans. no more hairballs under the feet, no more dead mice on the pillows. enough was enough. you can only play with your prey so much. the time had come.