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Release The Spaghetti Kraken!
#1
Yaaaay, Jeebus! 

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/wa...val-office
Quote:A new report by a Trump administration commission suggests replacing the idea of separating church and state with the idea of building bridges between them. The assertion — challenging a longstanding concept in American law — comes amid a raft of recommendations in a draft report of the Religious Liberty Commission, released Friday afternoon.

The advisory body was created by President Donald Trump last year and filled almost entirely by conservative Christians. The 224-page draft report — part policy document, part philosophical argument — echoes members' support for a stronger role for religion and religious expression in government, schools and the public square.

Correct my error, but isn't NOT bridging that like one of the main fucking main points of the 1st Amendment?

Did I miss The Alternative Bill of Rights with "The Bridge of Church and State" in Government class?

You know, nevermind...  moving on. 
 
Quote:The report recommends eliminating the "Johnson Amendment" that forbids political activities by tax-exempt religious groups — a longstanding goal of Trump. It calls for compensating military service members who were discharged for refusing COVID-19 vaccines.

It calls in general for allowing more religious expression in the public square, greater access to public money for faith-based agencies and broader exemptions for those claiming conscientious objections to policies ranging from vaccine mandates to pronoun usage to classroom lessons.

Alright, whatever. Have fun... We know what's important now. 

Time to appeal to law and release the Spaghetti Monster challenge. The Satanic Temple will line up to challenge it with stunt politics and more after school clubs.  

I think someone should go to the GOAT for absurdist religion satire, with some religion.

The Principia Discordia is the discord mother of The Spaghetti Monster in its kindred fight against invasive dogma.

It basically Taoism after doing too much acid in college...

But my submission is for The Five Commandments (AKA The Pentabarf) to be placed alongside side the 10 Commandments. 
 
Quote:I. There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess. There is no Erisian Movement but The Erisian Movement and it is The Erisian Movement.

II. A Discordian Shall Always use the Official Discordian Document Numbering System.

III. A Discordian is Required during his early Illumination to go off alone & partake joyously of a Hot Dog on a Friday; this Devotional Ceremony to Remonstrate against the popular Paganisms of the Day: of Catholic Christendom (no meat on Friday), of Judaism and Islam (no pork), of Hinduism (no beef), of Buddhists (no meat), and of Discordians (no hot dog buns). 

IV. A Discordian shall partake of no Hot Dog Buns, for Such was the Solace of Our Goddess when She was Confronted with The Original Snub.

V. A Discordian is Prohibited of Believing what he reads.
#2
Forgive them for they know not what they are suggesting. 

Have we heard from the Jedi, the Shizumaat, the followers of Kahless, the followers of Zarquon, the Great Law Giver, and many, many, many other groups that will heve to be represented in order to be fair. Even the Pastafarians. 

Has anyone consulted goat entrails to see how this will work out?

Personally, I think they are going to get very upset when they realize their various religions within that group are only a few of thousands. 

Does anyone remember The Book of Patato?
I know too much and question everything.
Does anyone know the minimum safe distance of ignorance?
Did anyone ask the monkeys how much fun the barrel actually was?
#3
(Today, 12:14 AM)BeyondKnowledge Wrote: Forgive them for they know not what they are suggesting. 

Forgive them for not they, no, what the f...

Quote:Have we heard from the Jedi, the Shizumaat, the followers of Kahless, the followers of Zarquon, the Great Law Giver, and many, many, many other groups that will heve to be represented in order to be fair. Even the Pastafarians. 

You omitted consulting the sensory feedback of the Crenelations?

Quote:Has anyone consulted goat entrails to see how this will work out?

I haven't found goat entrails to be particularly conversational. Perhaps they just don't like me, or perhaps I just happened upon some autistic ones?

Quote:Personally, I think they are going to get very upset when they realize their various religions within that group are only a few of thousands. 

Does anyone remember The Book of Patato?

This one:

PATATO: PhotoAcoustic Tomography Analysis TOolkit?
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#4
(Today, 01:56 AM)chr0naut Wrote: Forgive them for not they, no, what the f...


You omitted consulting the sensory feedback of the Crenelations?


I haven't found goat entrails to be particularly conversational. Perhaps they just don't like me, or perhaps I just happened upon some autistic ones?


This one:

PATATO: PhotoAcoustic Tomography Analysis TOolkit?

No this one.

 


Sorry I can't find a better copy.

About the goat entrails, you are not a sooth sayer?

Crenelations? Google is not happy with that word. It keeps referring to castle ramparts.
I know too much and question everything.
Does anyone know the minimum safe distance of ignorance?
Did anyone ask the monkeys how much fun the barrel actually was?
#5
(Today, 02:24 AM)BeyondKnowledge Wrote: No this one.

 [Video: https://youtu.be/XfufvCwXNc4]

Sorry I can't find a better copy.

Oh, Lizzid Peeple...

... and don't worry about the image quality, one tends to forget that back in 'the age of the dinosaurs', they only had 525 scan lines, and a system called NTSC (standing for "never twice the same color" or, alternately, "hey, everyone on the news is purple now").
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