01-18-2025, 12:31 PM
A man goes to church for confession and tells the priest "I almost had sex with a woman".
The priest asked " What do you mean almost ?"
He says " Well, we took our clothes off and rubbed together, but then I stopped"
Priest say "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. Say 5 Hail Mary's and put $50 dollars in the poor box "
The man kneels in the confessional, says his penance and then walks over to the poor box. He stands there a minute and then starts to walk away. The priest sees this, runs over and says "I saw that ! You didn't put money in the box ! "
The guy said " Well I rubbed a $50 on it and according to you, that's the same as putting it in "
The priest asked " What do you mean almost ?"
He says " Well, we took our clothes off and rubbed together, but then I stopped"
Priest say "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. Say 5 Hail Mary's and put $50 dollars in the poor box "
The man kneels in the confessional, says his penance and then walks over to the poor box. He stands there a minute and then starts to walk away. The priest sees this, runs over and says "I saw that ! You didn't put money in the box ! "
The guy said " Well I rubbed a $50 on it and according to you, that's the same as putting it in "
Who let the dogs out ? It was me.
