Hospital in France evacuated from8-inch live WWI artillery shell lodged in his rectum

[Oldcarpy2]

We have a thing called "cottaging" here involving sex in public toilets.

Often involving holes drilled in cubicle dividers.

Apparently, one pervert stuck his todger through a hole, the guy on the other side was an electrician.

He stuck a cable tie on it!

Pervert was well and truly stuck....

[quintessentone]

We have a thing called "cottaging" here involving sex in public toilets.

Often involving holes drilled in cubicle dividers.

Apparently, one pervert stuck his todger through a hole, the guy on the other side was an electrician.

He stuck a cable tie on it!

Pervert was well and truly stuck....

Masochistic electrician just waiting for the opportunity?

[BomSquad]

I've heard of these kinds of incidents when I was EOD. Usually dud 40mm grenades that were found out on a range.

A fired 40mm dud grenade is no joke because almost anything can set them off. I've seen a shadow set one off. Just because it didn't go off when it was supposed to doesn't mean it won't go off later. Sometimes a simple burr on the firing mechanism prevents it from striking home and the temperature difference between being in the sun and being in the shade can be enough to free the pin.

Same thing goes for even 100+ year old ordnance.

[Oldcarpy2]

I will refrain from posting the old George Michael joke about the connection between him and Wellington boots on grounds of .... whatever.

[FlyersFan]

I saw this story and considered posting it.
But then thought of the comments that would ensue.  

[David64]

My Wife tells me "ER Stories" and people are friggin' crazy.

When we lived in Illinois she worked in Terre Haute, Indiana. At that hospital they had the "prison ward" on her floor. A wing of that floor that was just for treating prisoners from the local, State and Federal prison. The Federal is the one that executed Timothy McVeigh.
VERY heavily guarded at all times, with at least 2 guards in the room with her when she was treating one of them.

Guys would take the blades out of disposable razors, wrap them in tape and shove them in their urethra...usually 4 at a time. They would stay there till they got a UTI, kidney infection or their penis would get infected, so they got a few of days in the hospital, light pain meds and antibiotics.

Off the top of my head.....
ketchup bottles, the big plastic ones.
Same with mustard.
Bottles of hotsauce.
Razor blades.
Pens/pencils.

Guys would come in who had been stabbed or stabbed themselves.
Many, many more and usually weird ones.

She said the only bright spot was when a child molester was beaten almost to death and spent over 2 weeks there. He got the same care as any other patient, but no one spoke to him the whole time he was there. He begged for people to talk to him, but they never said a word.

[ANNEE]

We have a thing called "cottaging" here involving sex in public toilets.

Often involving holes drilled in cubicle dividers.

Apparently, one pervert stuck his todger through a hole, the guy on the other side was an electrician.

He stuck a cable tie on it!

Pervert was well and truly stuck....

LOL 

Reminds me of Porky’s

[DBCowboy]

Pierre's great grandfathers era,one of the first generations who were shellshocked by massive artillery bombarments,rolling in thier graves reading todays news

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Merde!