Hospital in France evacuated from8-inch live WWI artillery shell lodged in his rectum

[putnam6]

Pierre's great grandfathers era,one of the first generations who were shellshocked by massive artillery bombarments,rolling in thier graves reading todays news



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NEW: Hospital in France evacuated after 8-inch WWI artillery shell discovered in patient’s butt - report


• A 24-year-old man arrived at Rangueil Hospital in Toulouse, France, on late Saturday with an 8-inch live WWI artillery shell lodged in his rectum, prompting full evacuation, bomb squad intervention, and safe surgical removal.
• The incident, verified by outlets like NY Post and Vice, stems from a suspected party stunt or sexual activity, with the patient facing potential charges for handling prohibited munitions.
• X replies blend humor—joking about historical reenactments or French stereotypes—with surprise, highlighting the post's viral appeal amid a real but absurd 2026 event echoing unverified 2022 rumors.

[Oldcarpy2]

France's great grandfathers,one of the first generations who were shellshocked by massive artillery bombarments,rolling in thier graves reading todays news

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Guess he was butt hurt?

[quintessentone]

Guess he was butt hurt?

Now let's not jump to conclusions.

[Oldcarpy2]

I knew an A&E Nurse who had lots of similar experiences.

The most common "explanation" was that they accidentally fell on the object.

Hmmmm....

[UltraBudgie]

haha the article describes it as a 'suspected party stunt'

okay then

whatever happened to wearing a lampshade on your head?

[PorkChop96]

Pierre's great grandfathers era,one of the first generations who were shellshocked by massive artillery bombarments,rolling in thier graves reading todays news

[Image: https://media0.giphy.com/media/WrNfErHio7ZAc/giphy.gif]

https://x.com/TheInsiderPaper/status/201...39120?s=20

Hope I am not the only one to know this reference, but here we go...

[quintessentone]

haha the article describes it as a 'suspected party stunt'

okay then

whatever happened to wearing a lampshade on your head?

Lampshades were invented later but dildoes date back 28,000 years. So how do we know they weren't wearing the lampshade plus having other party favors implanted elsewhere?

[Tecate]

Bahahaha, bahahaha!!

For the love of god that’s hilarious.

I was working in the inner city and a guy came in with a vibrator stuck up his ass, the doctor literally asked if he wanted it removed, or just to change the batteries. Oh hell that takes me back. Bahahaha. 


Tecate

[Oldcarpy2]

Lampshades were invented later but dildoes date back 28,000 years. So how do we know they weren't wearing the lampshade plus having other party favors implanted elsewhere?

Wonder where the light bulb ended up.....?

[Tecate]

Ha! I’ve seen that too!!

Quite the extraction to remove it without breaking it.

Tecate