02-20-2025, 06:01 AM
This post was last modified 02-20-2025, 06:05 AM by AlroyFarms. Edited 4 times in total.
Isn’t it funny how one person can make you feel like a million bucks?
But everybody funny when you run out of money--now YOU funny too!
I need a deep, long rest. Maybe someday I’ll understand what all those silly love songs are about. Who knows, maybe something will click between the Red Bulls and ZzzQuil.
Happy travels to those who still seek and don't know where to find.
I hate trying to express myself. I’ll let some Canadians speak for me.
If it was up to me, I'd take the whole thing back
Before the opening credits roll, we'd just fade to black
There'd be no leading man, no hearts to charm
There'd be no high speed chase, just a villain with no one to harm
Don't follow me, I'm clearly lost
Fell far from the tree, paid the cost
A tiny seed tryin' to live through the frost
Why's it take so long?
Am I doing this wrong?
I've been down before, I had to readjust
It hadn't knocked my head clean off, but I was sure concussed
I had it all worked out, I was in the clear
Then the devil on my shoulder started grinning, saying "Hold my beer"
Don't follow me, I'm clearly lost
Fell far from the tree, paid the cost
A tiny seed tryin' to live through the frost
Why's it take so long?
Am I doing this wrong?
Takes two to tango, make a mess
Take your eyes off the road and you're gonna wreck
I should've known better, wasn't worth it for another song
It wasn't good for the gander nor the goose
If you tug hard enough, any heart'll come loose
Thought I learned a lesson and I thought it wouldn't take this long
I guess I'm doing this wrong
Don't follow me, I'm clearly lost
Fell far from the tree, paid the cost
A tiny seed tryin' to live through the frost
Why's it take so long?
Am I doing this wrong?
Surprise, surprise
I understand your shock at getting wise
I was feeling shame, you were feeling stupid
'Coz I knew what was wrong with me long before you did
I knew what was wrong with me long before you did
I've spent my whole adult life worrying
That the world would find me out before too long
I faint, I fail, my vision starts a-blurring
So just stay strong
Or get strong
Surprise, surprise
Look into these never-loving eyes
You were feeling safe, while I was feeling lonely
You thought that you had known me, but I wish that you had only
Known just what was wrong with me long before you did
A life on the run
From the truth is a gun
With its barrel pointed deep down in your throat
And one day you'll say enough
Of this self-defeating stuff
One false move
That's all she wrote
And on those mornings when I'm lying
In our bed alone and realize I'm old
My mind begins to wish that I was flying
It's not my mind
It's my soul
Surprise, surprise
I understand your shock at getting wise
I was feeling shame, you were feeling stupid
'Coz I knew what was wrong with me long before you did
I knew what was wrong with me long before you did
I knew what was wrong with me long before you did
But everybody funny when you run out of money--now YOU funny too!
I need a deep, long rest. Maybe someday I’ll understand what all those silly love songs are about. Who knows, maybe something will click between the Red Bulls and ZzzQuil.
Happy travels to those who still seek and don't know where to find.
I hate trying to express myself. I’ll let some Canadians speak for me.
If it was up to me, I'd take the whole thing back
Before the opening credits roll, we'd just fade to black
There'd be no leading man, no hearts to charm
There'd be no high speed chase, just a villain with no one to harm
Don't follow me, I'm clearly lost
Fell far from the tree, paid the cost
A tiny seed tryin' to live through the frost
Why's it take so long?
Am I doing this wrong?
I've been down before, I had to readjust
It hadn't knocked my head clean off, but I was sure concussed
I had it all worked out, I was in the clear
Then the devil on my shoulder started grinning, saying "Hold my beer"
Don't follow me, I'm clearly lost
Fell far from the tree, paid the cost
A tiny seed tryin' to live through the frost
Why's it take so long?
Am I doing this wrong?
Takes two to tango, make a mess
Take your eyes off the road and you're gonna wreck
I should've known better, wasn't worth it for another song
It wasn't good for the gander nor the goose
If you tug hard enough, any heart'll come loose
Thought I learned a lesson and I thought it wouldn't take this long
I guess I'm doing this wrong
Don't follow me, I'm clearly lost
Fell far from the tree, paid the cost
A tiny seed tryin' to live through the frost
Why's it take so long?
Am I doing this wrong?
Surprise, surprise
I understand your shock at getting wise
I was feeling shame, you were feeling stupid
'Coz I knew what was wrong with me long before you did
I knew what was wrong with me long before you did
I've spent my whole adult life worrying
That the world would find me out before too long
I faint, I fail, my vision starts a-blurring
So just stay strong
Or get strong
Surprise, surprise
Look into these never-loving eyes
You were feeling safe, while I was feeling lonely
You thought that you had known me, but I wish that you had only
Known just what was wrong with me long before you did
A life on the run
From the truth is a gun
With its barrel pointed deep down in your throat
And one day you'll say enough
Of this self-defeating stuff
One false move
That's all she wrote
And on those mornings when I'm lying
In our bed alone and realize I'm old
My mind begins to wish that I was flying
It's not my mind
It's my soul
Surprise, surprise
I understand your shock at getting wise
I was feeling shame, you were feeling stupid
'Coz I knew what was wrong with me long before you did
I knew what was wrong with me long before you did
I knew what was wrong with me long before you did
