(08-10-2025, 10:39 AM)Quantum12 Wrote: The morel of the story is to stay clean and only have lunch with your wife!
Now that we are on the nostalgia train
I remember an episode from the '90s.
So I was working at a facility extremely dominated by female employees.
Of course it was owned by a man
and Administered by a man
because, yeah, that stuff happens.
I had written a story about my many wives,
about how I just picked them
without their knowledge.
Horribly sexist, I know,
but the secrecy was maintained through a mental quirk
of
all thought and no action,
at least those actions traditionally associated with consummating.
My co-workers had read my story and had no problems with it.
Then I wrote a poem about pizza, and the significance of sharing pizza.
My co-workers thought it would be funny to merge the story with the eating of pizza.
So it was break time and I had bought a pizza.
I was at the table in the break room with three co-workers eating the pizza together.
In came the new girl (girl because she was 19. It's not like I'm a total prick calling women girls or anything like that). Anyway, the new girl had made it plain previously that she didn't like me at all.
So she says "Oh, pizza! Is that for anyone?"
The women suppressed their amusement as I replied:
"If you'd like."
So she was holding a piece of pizza, getting ready to take a bite, when I added,
"If you dare."
That's when the ladies couldn't help but laugh out loud.
So she stood looking at us like we must be crazy or something,
and then,
she took a bite,
and walked out
shaking her head at our apparent madness.
There's a reason you separate military and the police. One fights the enemies of the state, the other serves and protects the people. When the military becomes both, then the enemies of the state tend to become the people. - Commander William Adama