The realities of man flu

[IdeomotorPrisoner]

Ahhh... a nurturing spirit... 

I'll get to that after i make the sandwich...  

There is a great song for how topics like this often get their motivation! 

[billxam]

I have suffered through man flu many times. And, once you add a woman to the ordeal, it's a near death experience.

[Sky727]

Yep when I was younger, when I thought I could not take another step, I got up and carried on. Mind over body and wimpy man Flu or some bossy military mind always gave me something to fight against... but now... I surround myself with women who actually like me and cater to all my needs before I even know I have a need; call it heaven on earth for someone like me !!

Now about all I fight against are the small white balls and hard breaking greens at a golf course ... still winning more than I loose but like, as most old guys, my days are numbered..  Carry on MF (my friend) ++

[andy06shake]

Get well soon.

I fecking hate flu.

[UltraBudgie]

There is a great song for how topics like this often get their motivation! 

I'm sorry you know so many songs about toxic relationships.

If you're making sandwiches, I prescribe you a grilled cheese with warm tomato soup, and a cuddly blanket to curl in on the sofa.

[Kurokage]

Man flu is something all men must face from time to time.

A weaker man or a woman would probably have to be hospitalized for weeks or months to get over it.  Yet real men, manly men, must suffer and continue to work, hunt, and provide for the weaker members of their tribe because that is what men do.

I now suffer from man flu.

This is my chronicle, in hopes to instruct, guide those who have not experienced it before.

The lesser men, the weak ones, and the women-folk can go back to making sandwiches for real men.  This thread is only for those men who must work and push through the pain of a runny nose, a cough, and yes, even a sore throat.

I am at day 1.

I have ordered Grubhub for my tribe since McRibs are back.

I hope you will join me on my journey of strength and manly perseverance.

While I cough and blow my nose.

You keep fighting, DB!!

[David64]

[ElitePlebeian]

Eat some spicy food to tell your throat to fk off.

[Bootless]

This thread is kind of gay.

Let's step it up a notch.

I am Raziel
a mighty virile sorcerer
with manly-man powers

Evil Bavmorda transformed me


Quick!
Willow, use the wand.
Change me back!



Wait! What?
How long has it been?
I said "change"
Not transition.
You Peck!

[Bootless]

But seriously.

I'm not a doctor, but I don't think alcohol and milk shakes are a good idea.