Ultimate Kill Switch That Trolls

[imitator]

Zugu has this wild $1,500 "In Case of Death" iPad bundle. Basically, it's an iPad Pro, a smart ring, a case, and an app that kicks in when you die. The smart ring tracks your vitals: heart rate, temp, oxygen, etc... and when it notices you’ve, uh, checked out, it triggers a bunch of preset actions.

It’s got some fail-safes too, so it won’t freak out if you just take the ring off to shower or charge it.

This is perfect for when you want to go out clean... and leave them wondering what else you knew.   


Zugu Link

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Here’s what it can do:

• Destroy the Browser: wipes your browser and history (for obvious reasons).
  
• Nuke the iPad: completely erases all your data.
  
• Rickroll Your Loved Ones: yep, plays Never Gonna Give You Up on repeat.
  
• Tweet Your Followers: posts a final message like “Going offline permanently, bestie. Don’t forget to like and subscribe to my obituary.”
  

 

[ReturnofBroccoli]

My Uruguay family will be very pleased

[SurferSoul]

Designed for the self called elite basically.

[imitator]

Also perfect for those who have government dirt... you know, the types who say they would never delete themselves, with this device it keeps a little "insurance tweet" ready just in case things get sketchy.  

[Halfswede]

Also perfect for those who have government dirt... you know, the types who say they would never delete themselves, with this device it keeps a little "insurance tweet" ready just in case things get sketchy.  [Image: https://denyignorance.com//images/addsmi...aughty.gif]

The Arkancide version will tweet-release user-designated folders of documents.

In either case, you hope it doesn't ever trigger accidentally.

[MichSwampbuck]

Oh yeah, a dead man's switch that sends the blackmail materials out after you die. Good insurance and basic "job security" for such dirty business.



I love these "smilies", I'll be using a new one every time now, even if they have nothing to do with the topic or comments.

[Inspector44]

Zugu has this wild $1,500 "In Case of Death" iPad bundle. Basically, it's an iPad Pro, a smart ring, a case, and an app that kicks in when you die. The smart ring tracks your vitals: heart rate, temp, oxygen, etc... and when it notices you’ve, uh, checked out, it triggers a bunch of preset actions.

It’s got some fail-safes too, so it won’t freak out if you just take the ring off to shower or charge it.

This is perfect for when you want to go out clean... and leave them wondering what else you knew.   
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Zugu Link

Video Link

Here’s what it can do:

• Destroy the Browser: wipes your browser and history (for obvious reasons).
  
• Nuke the iPad: completely erases all your data.
  
• Rickroll Your Loved Ones: yep, plays Never Gonna Give You Up on repeat.
  
• Tweet Your Followers: posts a final message like “Going offline permanently, bestie. Don’t forget to like and subscribe to my obituary.”
  

 

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I know a guy who wired in a kill switch in his Jeep so that if someone stole it and didn't flip it down it would kill the fuel pump and lay on the horn and turn every light on. I know that's not the kind of kill switch you meant but it was funny as hell to see it in action.