Outlaw the Speedo…

[sahgwa]

Are you sure you did not see the Banana Speedo lol. 
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Close enough if it's a banana yellow 'banana hammock'

[Quantum12]

Close enough if it's a banana yellow 'banana hammock'

Hahahaha!

My life gets wrecked seeing a Speedo on anyone. People are proud of their speedos. 

I would die if there was a Speedo club. Can you imagine going to a beach and seeing 233 men in speedos? I understand motorcycle clubs but not the Speedo club.

Think we should start the Speedo club? Lol

[David64]

You could have warned me.

[Quantum12]

You could have warned me.


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Haha. I am warning you. 

Why would you wear this to the beach? Not you! Him

[argentus]

I have almost no natural modesty, so I can't judge.   Do I WANT to see it?  no.  Am I frightened or repulsed if I do?  meh. I'd rather see skimpy skimpies on women than men, but think it's kind of silly in both cases.   Of course, I'm a person who's not above using nudity as a weapon.

ETA:  About 25 years ago, I was helping a guy deliver a hand truck loaded with six cases of beer and two boxes of mixed liquor.   We were at a resort, moving down this hall, when an enormous man came out of a room, turned, and walked ahead of us.  At first he appeared to be nude, until one dared to look for the minute triangle  of stressed fabric above the slabs of his buttocks, connected to the string that encircled his jiggling waist.   We never found out what he looked like from the front, because us two reverted to adolescent, bug-eyed stoners, trying desperately not to giggle.   

I had enormous respect for this man, you know why?  He was walking like he was all that and a bag of chips.  His shoulders were back, his head was high, and he walked with authority.   He was being his best self and loving it.   I would rather be naked in public than wear that embarrassingly tiny flap of fabric,  but not him, nope.   He was in his prime.

[argentus]

Behold, the brave cocksock.   

Not unlike the codpieces of yore, they seem to provide -- more than anything -- a handy target.

[Quantum12]

Behold, the brave cocksock.   

Not unlike the codpieces of yore, they seem to provide -- more than anything -- a handy target.

OMG! Haha! I am Crying! 

[Quantum12]

Lol I thought of those too when I opened the thread, but I guess the difference is those are mostly worn as underwear, and not a bathing suit intended to be seen by the public. 

Those actually look quality. I'm used to seeing the ones at the "novelty" shops with the elephant trunks  

You two are funny! Lol

[Byrd]

Most women do prefer dad bods it seems like. That's always been my experience anyway. I guess I've got the dad bod. A little chubby but my height makes up for it. Although if I wore a speedo, it would be primarily to irritate my woman in public lol . I was actually just joking with her the other day about it. This thread makes me think it's fate now. 

I am one of those who likes dad bods.  I'll look at the muscle guys, but they don't inspire anything other than curiosity.  Give me a dad bod with personality any day!

[Quantum12]

I am one of those who likes dad bods.  I'll look at the muscle guys, but they don't inspire anything other than curiosity.  Give me a dad bod with personality any day!

Dead bods and dad bods. They are so much the world. @Byrd everything that you write makes people really think. Thank you for improving my life and others.