06-18-2024, 07:31 PM
This post was last modified 06-18-2024, 07:43 PM by FlyingClayDisk.
I've figger'd it out! Eureka!
When they were digging, they dug up a skeleton from the first generation Algore (ver 1.0), the one they used to make all the Algore clones from ever since. Buried with him was a sign which read..."The great polar ice-thingies are melting! Gimme' all your gold, trinkets and jewels, and I will command it to stop. You will eat sticks and bugs and be happy!"
When the ancient archaeologists first discovered that, they said "''F' THIS!! If we dig this guy up, we'll never hear the end of it; he'll be all up in our grilles, taxin' our wheels, and fire, and bronze 'n sh!t!!! Screw that! Just throw some more dirt on him, and we'll tell the others we only found a bunch of useless rocks 'n sh!t!! Don' tell no one, k?"
Now, a couple thousand years later, the new archaeologists found another sign buried but shallower. It read..."By order of the great Pharaohs we have been ordered to give notice of impending doom There is nothing to see here, and we command you to move along! Oh, and watch out for that Swiftboat dude too, he's pretty jiggy with the enemy but you'd never know it. Oops, too late! See ya' in a couple thousand years, muh man! (Egyptian fist bump)"
J/K of course, but on a serious note, I have always felt there was some grand deception going on at Gobekli Tepe, that it reveals something very disruptive and damaging to organized religion, and if it would be discovered the big religions would be caught with their pants down and a bag of money in their hands, and have a whole lot of 'splainin' to do!
When they were digging, they dug up a skeleton from the first generation Algore (ver 1.0), the one they used to make all the Algore clones from ever since. Buried with him was a sign which read..."The great polar ice-thingies are melting! Gimme' all your gold, trinkets and jewels, and I will command it to stop. You will eat sticks and bugs and be happy!"
When the ancient archaeologists first discovered that, they said "''F' THIS!! If we dig this guy up, we'll never hear the end of it; he'll be all up in our grilles, taxin' our wheels, and fire, and bronze 'n sh!t!!! Screw that! Just throw some more dirt on him, and we'll tell the others we only found a bunch of useless rocks 'n sh!t!! Don' tell no one, k?"
Now, a couple thousand years later, the new archaeologists found another sign buried but shallower. It read..."By order of the great Pharaohs we have been ordered to give notice of impending doom There is nothing to see here, and we command you to move along! Oh, and watch out for that Swiftboat dude too, he's pretty jiggy with the enemy but you'd never know it. Oops, too late! See ya' in a couple thousand years, muh man! (Egyptian fist bump)"
J/K of course, but on a serious note, I have always felt there was some grand deception going on at Gobekli Tepe, that it reveals something very disruptive and damaging to organized religion, and if it would be discovered the big religions would be caught with their pants down and a bag of money in their hands, and have a whole lot of 'splainin' to do!
