Columbia University has fallen

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Your Honor, Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury, we have presented the facts in this case fairly and honestly.  We believe these facts both answer and satisfy the questions which have been brought before us in this trial.  You have been given many things to consider.  Some of these things are complex and unpleasant.  We ask not that you side with emotion, but rather that you side with reason.  And, we are confident that as you examine these facts in your deliberations, you will find the Defendant...NOT GUILTY.

Thank you.

Your Honor, the Defense rests.