The Kansas City Demon if i heard about it I have forgotten

[Kurokage]

Man, I want a flamethrower, bad if I didn't have a postage stamp for a yard I'd get one.

Pareidolia though I'd be roasting a palm tree before I figured it out. I do like what somebody said about the picture some asshole knew what it looked like in the daylight, and still looked out the window and at first said WTF.

No doubt some vestige of a survival mechanism runs first and asks questions later

I think after seeing something like that your 'run first ask questions later' would be most peoples go to!