Going Ape In Space

[BeTheGoddess]

When I was younger and still invited to parties, went to a costume party dressed as a priest (even took a Bible), another dude had the gorilla costume. We snuck out into some bushes to smoke weed and we heard some people not from the party about to walk past. I asked the dude to put the gorilla head thing back on and jump out the bushes going RAAAAAAAA, then I jump out and say away with you wicked beast. Dude was like na stuff that, and those people walked past without being traumatized. 

So many failings in my life.