01-08-2025, 10:10 AM
This post was last modified 01-08-2025, 10:12 AM by Quantum12. Edited 2 times in total. 
After I spent the day at the Detroit Zoo, I noticed a sign that they were giving out orangutans for the day. The orangutan was super huge but surprisingly it fit in my car. After filling out all the paperwork off we went.
As I drove along the along the freeway I saw an accident ahead. I pulled over to make sure everyone was ok. By accident I left the orangutan in the car…OOPS!
As I turned around I saw the orangutan driving away in my convertible on the freeway. I quickly got an Uber. I said “follow that orangutan!”
We caught up to the orangutan pulling into a banana factory. I got him a banana and we quickly headed to my sisters house. I knew she was not home, I called her and told her I need to leave an orangutan at your house. My sister was like WTF. She said you can’t leave a stinky big orangutan at my house!
By the time we got to her house the orangutan shrunk to pure cuteness and he barely stunk at all. She he went into my sisters house and cuddled a blanket.
I could not find the number to the zoo to return the orangutan so I kept him. My sister came home and fell in love with him. For some reason I had a flight to catch.
She quickly put him to work at the circus. I came back two weeks later and she was gone. I asked why my orangutan left and she said because he did not like working for bananas…
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