Orca Go Retro Reviving 80s Fashion

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A fish can also be a hat. 

I love whales. They may not have Twitter for Orca, but they have memes. They mix in behavioral fads like screwing with yachts with some genuine quirky behavior... like fish hats. 

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Maybe it's a whale sport like "how long you can balance a fish on your head without losing it?" 

I wonder if fish color vibrancy or size matters and that works like brand recognition for them, and if they stratify themselves through status symbols? Like if you get a runty fish it's like if your parents bought your non-name brand shoes at Payless to the other Orca? Like trendy whale snob bullies? 

"Omg, eww, you have a tiny Coho! Your pod must be poor! What, you couldnt get a sockeye?"

Orcas are not whales. Those stupid peanut heads out here in the Puget Sound are nothing but a blight on the whale population. Before the 1940s Narwal, Gray, Humpback, Minke, and even a few sightings of Blue Whales. Orcas are a dangerous ocean dolphin that actively hunt whales and sharks. I wish people out here would understand that.