Story photo challenge…

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"Of course it isn't! Of course it isn't! Of course it isn't! Of course it isn't!"

Great writings people! I am making a large pot of yellow split pea, ham and veggie soup so I have to babysit it and so this gives me time to join in to this wonderful thread.

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As Jennifer, the school secretary, poured over the day's attendance numbers list for that dreaded real fire alarm, a student entered her office and told her that someone had drawn a bad picture on the outside brick wall of the school playground.

Jennifer asked the student to show her where it was and so they both walked together down the long deserted hallway out to the back playground where she saw a four foot accurately drawn rendition of an erect penis. She then asked the student who she thought did it and the little girl pointed to a group of three boys who were standing close by and who were watching and laughing at us.

Jennifer returned to her office to track down the janitor so he could wash it off, but to no avail as it was his lunchtime and he was nowhere to be found. So she took it upon herself to wash off the chalk drawing herself, she thought to herself "it's chalk, it will be easy to clean off". Unfortunately, there were no rags to be found so she dampened paper towels with a little soap, headed to the playground then proceeded to wipe. The paper towels started to quickly disintegrate under the pressure of wiping on the jagged brick, so she had to strategically pick areas of the drawing to wipe away to brake it up so it could not be identified, but the paper towels disappeared and so she returned to her office to leave a voicemail to the janitor explaining that the offending phallic symbol was still mostly identifiable on the wall and needed to be deep cleaned.

After Jennifer discussed the matter with other staff members it was agreed upon that volunteer staff and parents would paint artwork on the playground cement to not only distract students attention to more appropriate artistic renditions that may invoke age-related games and play, but by painting circles and shafts those shapes may appease those whose immature developing psychosexual minds which were stuck in that place.

(Half of a true story. I am not sure if I remember how to upload a picture, but here goes. It is AI generated.)


https://denyignorance.com/uploader/image...ietime.jpg

hippietime

Finally figured it out! (Note: What a freaky coincidence as that male hippie looks exactly like the guy I used to toke with in high school)