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Good Lord! Not Again!
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An I'm off to the races again.

Where I work we unreasonably end up with critters in the building. This weeks contestant was pointed out to me by yet another screaming man who was running around with a bucket insisting "I need you!!!" 

While I was trying to figure out what a dog turd was doing on the floor? Panicked guy was pointing an squealing FROG!!!! Last time I got yanking outside to snatch up 3 hatchling snapping turtles. 

Sigh...
Took Frog, cleaned up, warmed it up, mocked it for awhile. 
"I'm a Amphibian. I identify as a Frog. The crazy lady keeps calling me Burrito!!" Fun for me. It apparently left it's sewage laden pond an thought a chemical warehouse was the better option. Not so much.

Word got out, opinons volunteered from the peanut gallery. "Your gonna release it or keep it?" Sweet Baby Cheezits People!!! I don't know what kind of Frog it is, I don't have a clue what habitat it needs, it's deyhydrated & probably shocky, I don't even know if it's gonna live till I can punch out & go home!!! 

After some serious googling it's a female Northern Green Frog. I spent the entire evening cleaning a old aquarium, playing with the solar meter & UVB light height, digging out spare green aquarium liner,  the bottle of Tank-Safe. FFS!! Happy Frog, no dinner for me till near midnight. Altho crafting a Frog proof tank lid out of screening an making most excellent mitered corners using a stapler was fun!! Who knew??

Frog ate a red worm & a couple of beetles. HUGE Froggie pile as Thanks this AM. Burrito is doing OK so far altho definately getting released as it's gonna warm up this week an I'd prefer she had time to reorient herself before the temps drop. 

Not sure why I seem to be the "Wayward Home for Wayward Critters" but this May's stray kitten is doing fine. Swear to God the ET's tossed brown tiger striped kittens out like Pez across america since in May/June there were hundreds of FB reels of them. Aside...it's a conspiracy, they're chipped!!! (more mocking) 

Did release the baby snappers in a excellent habitat with strict instructions. 
You are all DNA donors! Your job is to make it to 6yrs old an breed like bunnies. Watch out for overhead shadows, stay out of the deep water. Fish lie!! That Bass is NOT going to show you where Turtle Town is!! Stay together!! Turtles are smart an these at least faked like they were paying attention. 

Dunno about the Frog. 
I'm pretty sure I'm out of "mission instructions". 
https://animalia.bio/index.php/northern-green-frog
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Messages In This Thread
Good Lord! Not Again! - by jaded - 10-26-2024, 02:33 PM
RE: Good Lord! Not Again! - by Byrd - 10-26-2024, 08:00 PM
RE: Good Lord! Not Again! - by DontTreadOnMe - 11-02-2024, 03:39 PM
RE: Good Lord! Not Again! - by jaded - 10-27-2024, 11:53 AM
RE: Good Lord! Not Again! - by Quantum12 - 10-27-2024, 12:44 PM
RE: Good Lord! Not Again! - by CCoburn - 10-28-2024, 12:35 AM
RE: Good Lord! Not Again! - by jaded - 10-31-2024, 10:58 AM
RE: Good Lord! Not Again! - by CCoburn - 11-02-2024, 03:11 PM
RE: Good Lord! Not Again! - by Chiefsmom - Yesterday, 02:07 PM
RE: Good Lord! Not Again! - by Chiefsmom - 10-28-2024, 07:48 AM
RE: Good Lord! Not Again! - by jaded - 10-31-2024, 11:15 AM
RE: Good Lord! Not Again! - by UltraBudgie - 10-31-2024, 12:04 PM
RE: Good Lord! Not Again! - by jaded - 10-31-2024, 11:14 PM

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