Coming out of the closet

[FlyingClayDisk]

Oh that's a great one -- the intelligence of pets.  Not really a conspiracy theory (except for what the cats are up to), but a fringe belief that is actually probably a majority opinion among pet owners.


Edit to add: Life became so much more fun when I stopped say "I believe" and started saying "I can believe".

We've got an ACD who I think really can bend the laws of physics when it comes to space-time and high velocity travel!  I'm pretty sure I've witnessed him pass into a parallel dimension when chasing a rabbit.  In fact, one time he actually ran right over a jackrabbit before he (or the rabbit) realized what had happened.  I could have sworn I heard Carl Sagan and Albert Einstein debating the merits of FTL travel behind me.  I turned around and they both seemingly vanished.