07-07-2024, 05:32 PM
My Wife is a Really Bad Cook
My wife is a really bad cook. We were having dinner the other night, and when she wasn't looking, I slipped some to the dog; then he began vigorously lapping his butt, and my wife exclaimed: "What is he doing!?", to which I replied: "He's just trying to get the taste out of his mouth.".
— Ron White(paraphrased)
My wife is a really bad cook. We were having dinner the other night, and when she wasn't looking, I slipped some to the dog; then he began vigorously lapping his butt, and my wife exclaimed: "What is he doing!?", to which I replied: "He's just trying to get the taste out of his mouth.".
— Ron White(paraphrased)
