(11-07-2024, 11:05 AM)Maxmars Wrote: I am friend. But you must submit.
... now,... where are my children?
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Ooh I very much like this one Max. I will go ahead and post mine too haha:
Cigua. The legendary magpie-shelled snail of Cuba. Renowned for its psychedelic properties. A worthy quest for Rupert, the world-renowned entheogen adventurer. It would make a great bit for his channel!
Arriving early in the morning after a red-eye flight, Rupert stopped at the airport duty-free shop to pick up a bottle of Touaca, the brandy flavoured liquore that was a favourite of his. Might as well start the trip out right!
It didn't take near as long to get into the depths of the Cuban wilderness as he had thought it might. A quick hunt, and the long sought-for snail was in sight! Steeling himself, Rupert took a long lick of its slime trail. Uugh! This better be worth it!
His gut clenched suddenly. Oh no! The jungle folded in up on him as he clenched his turbulent bowels. The world suddenly went flat, and colourful.
A half-hour later, poor cartoon Rupert sat hunched on the strange toilet-throne he had somehow found. The bottle of Touaca was empty, the Cigua still sweated from his forehead. He had somehow acquired a cape. Strange bird creatures we now his friends, perching on his shoulder. Nothing was real, or was everything real? Rupert had no clue.
All he knew was that this was sure going to make a great thumbnail for his next video.
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