Mites are living and mating on your face

[Quantum12]

These things are small, but they aren't microscopic.
You would think that we'd notice them with our naked eye.
Or that we'd feel them crawling around and eating our skin flakes,
and we'd feel them laying their eggs .... but  no, they are there
and we go on, unaware.

You have me itching my skin and freakin out. I order remover. It’s coming Monday! I will report back to you!

[Maxmars]

Removing mites?  Prepare for increased fungal and bacterial infections... and a never ending battle to avoid touching things... including other people. 

[UltraBudgie]

Oh no! Don't biowarfare on your little friends!

They don't eat much, and their eggs are really really tiny.

Plus their poop tastes like banana bread.

[Quantum12]

Removing mites?  Prepare for increased fungal and bacterial infections... and a never ending battle to avoid touching things... including other people. 

Yuck! Order will be returned!

[Iwant2believe323]

These things are small, but they aren't microscopic.
You would think that we'd notice them with our naked eye.
Or that we'd feel them crawling around and eating our skin flakes,
and we'd feel them laying their eggs .... but  no, they are there
and we go on, unaware.

Oh no you can definitely feel them…

[UltraBudgie]

Oh no you can definitely feel them…

They also respond to brain waves because if you think about them you can feel them crawling around more actively.

[Quantum12]

They also respond to brain waves because if you think about them you can feel them crawling around more actively.

I wonder if electricity kills them? I will plug myself into the wall!