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The caddie and the worm - 727Sky - 05-16-2024 Sun rise was providing just enough light to see you golf ball when struck. We had teed off around 06:30 so I would guess it was close to 07:00. My Caddie always brings snacks and sometimes Pork strips or Chicken to snack on during 18 holes of Golf. We are an interwoven team on the course and she is very good at her job... We were in the golf cart when she pulled out a small 6 by 9 inch clear package that looked like it had little brown pork strips about 1 to two inches in length. She had eaten a few strips and held one next to my lips so I bit as I was driving the golf cart. Instead of pork, the meat was soft and tasted like a mushy pecan. I grabbed the package and in the dim light I started to try and identify what the meat was ? The meat had several circles/wrinkles going around the meat/bodies and when I asked her, "what to hell was I eating ???" She laughed and let me know they were boiled and fried Grub worms, " They are very good don't you think?" If something will not kill you Asians will eat it. At least who ever prepared the Worms had removed the heads. Psychologically even though the worm was not to bad I am not a bird or a Lizard person so I do not plan on eating another Grub !!... Also a repercussion of this event is I do not trust my long time caddie at that particular golf course like I used to. She is a devious little bugger ! True story and the end |