What would you say you do here?

[KKLoco]

Naw, there won't be tears.

I'm just genuinely cautioning there is a chance... I go by the poll average at 270 to win. And that has Harris up in WI, MI, and tied in PA. But they could all be overselling the democrats again..

I think Trump Takes PA and wins, so don't expect shock.

My actual prediction:

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It's easier if you know it's going to happen ahead of time. I'm just gonna have fun with losing. It can be fun if you do things like reference a children's books with flying Trump frogs.

And then you can even feel better by saying, "Well, at least I won't have to hear about a stolen election for 4 years this time."

I'm not expecting anything immediately. Depending on how close PA and maybe WI are, they'll do the 2000 Florida thing for a few months. Especially if PA alone swings it.

As far as Trump as the next president goes, I'll cross that bridge when he starts doing things that bug me. That's more than just winning. That will probably come fairly quickly after Jan 20th.

It's not like getting angry changes the outcome once done and counted. It's best to sublimate any negative feelings of America's choice into doubt-laden sarcasm and general "showmeism."

I appreciate your wishful thinking. However, you’re fucked. Loves and kisses……

[UltraBudgie]

No worries -- there's room in the barrel for all the crabs.

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[IdeomotorPrisoner]

Or you could just sit back and enjoy the wonderful pageantry and expressionism of it all! So many kind loving people holding their most precious ideals high! Such beautiful emotion and drama! No need for sarcasm.

Can't I just make a bunch of non-starter secession jokes instead?



I can be happy others are happy they feel the transmigrant apocalypse has been averted, but that only goes so far. And if I don't do at least a little subtle digging, I'm not really being me.

[UltraBudgie]

Can't I just make a bunch of non-starter secession jokes instead?

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I can be happy others are happy they feel the transmigrant apocalypse has been averted, but that only goes so far. And if I don't do at least a little subtle digging, I'm not really being me.

ooh wait i guess i meant bitter sarcasm! i like sarcasm! but fun sarcasm like you do so you keep doing you! it is part of the fun drama and excitement! even cynicism can be fun too haha i like cynicism when it mocks itself so dig away none of us get to take this too seriously eventually anyway i imagine, it is the bitter or angry that is meh no fun

okay i just googled transmigrant i though it was two-birds-with-one-stone funny snark but it is an actual term haha

[Maxmars]

And then you can even feel better by saying, "Well, at least I won't have to hear about a stolen election for 4 years this time."

I wouldn't count on that....

That is a marketing techniques the media is in love with.....

Stoke outrage... to garner "clicks" and "hits" which equates to money for them.