The realities of man flu

[DBCowboy]

Man flu is something all men must face from time to time.

A weaker man or a woman would probably have to be hospitalized for weeks or months to get over it.  Yet real men, manly men, must suffer and continue to work, hunt, and provide for the weaker members of their tribe because that is what men do.

I now suffer from man flu.

This is my chronicle, in hopes to instruct, guide those who have not experienced it before.

The lesser men, the weak ones, and the women-folk can go back to making sandwiches for real men.  This thread is only for those men who must work and push through the pain of a runny nose, a cough, and yes, even a sore throat.

I am at day 1.

I have ordered Grubhub for my tribe since McRibs are back.

I hope you will join me on my journey of strength and manly perseverance.

While I cough and blow my nose.

[UltraBudgie]

This is a weird thing to be sexist about, but okay.

Hope you feel better and don't die.

[DBCowboy]

This is a weird thing to be sexist about, but okay.

Hope you feel better and don't die.

​​​​​​​ ​​​​​​​

[RazorV66]

Yes, I have had it also and worked through it many times without even so much as a thank you for gutting it out.

[DBCowboy]

Yes, I have had it also and worked through it many times without even so much as a thank you for gutting it out.

It is a thankless task to survive man flu.

Only those who have experienced it can know the struggle.

[SomeStupidName]

Man flu is something all men must face from time to time.

A weaker man or a woman would probably have to be hospitalized for weeks or months to get over it.  Yet real men, manly men, must suffer and continue to work, hunt, and provide for the weaker members of their tribe because that is what men do.

I now suffer from man flu.

This is my chronicle, in hopes to instruct, guide those who have not experienced it before.

The lesser men, the weak ones, and the women-folk can go back to making sandwiches for real men.  This thread is only for those men who must work and push through the pain of a runny nose, a cough, and yes, even a sore throat.

I am at day 1.

I have ordered Grubhub for my tribe since McRibs are back.

I hope you will join me on my journey of strength and manly perseverance.

While I cough and blow my nose.

You need hot wings, stat. Nurse start a chicken noodle soup drip. And somebody grab this man an orange juice with alka seltzer pm. Good luck also a certain horse dewormer may help too but I'm not a doctor.

[DBCowboy]

You need hot wings, stat. Nurse start a chicken noodle soup drip. And somebody grab this man an orange juice with alka seltzer pm. Good luck also a certain horse dewormer may help too but I'm not a doctor.

I'm working the alcohol and junk-food treatment authorized by Trump.

[Maxmars]

It seems that being a man is perpetually withholding suffering...

To walk, if not, to stand...

and that is all.

We just don't talk about fight club...

[DBCowboy]

It seems that being a man is perpetually withholding suffering...

To walk, if not, to stand...

and that is all.

We just don't talk about fight club...

I had to share.

Many men feel alone during this time.

This is a support thread for those that are silently suffering.

[argentus]

​​​​​​​

I'm here for you, to listen if you need, but I cannot tolerate sniveling, unless, of course, it's a track on a Fallout Boys album.   Then, and only then, it is entertaining.