The Limerick Game

[CCoburn]

So it was post-fourth-of-July;
the humidity was quite high
Languid at the heel

[MykeNukem]

There once was a hermit named Dave..

Who kept dead whores in his cave...

He's a bit of a shit and this, he'll admit...

But think of the money Dave saves!

 :beer: :beer: ​​​​​​​

[CCoburn]

So it was post-fourth-of-July;
the humidity was quite high
Languid at the heel
of cool days they steel

[CCoburn]

So it was post-fourth-of-July;
the humidity was quite high
Languid at the heel
of cool days they steel,
and the summer breeze just a lie

[CCoburn]

(This happened today. A real earthquake.)

Once there was an earthquake in Maine

[CCoburn]

Once there was an earthquake in Maine,
but to me it was all the same

[CCoburn]

Once there was an earthquake in Maine,
but to me it was all the same
Was off on a ride

[CCoburn]

Once there was an earthquake in Maine,
but to me it was all the same
Was off on a ride
to the other side

[CCoburn]

Once there was an earthquake in Maine,
but to me it was all the same
Was off on a ride
to the other side
when all of the rumblings came

[CCoburn]

Once there was this thing called zero