Story photo challenge…

[Quantum12]

I was driving in Wyoming minding my own business, all of a sudden UFO’s came pouring out of this tower, it looked like a crazy natural Earth Mountain with odd ridges. 

One of the UFO’s wrecked my day as they took me and my car into this massive cave. The UFO entered this tower and went straight down at for 1000’s of miles until we were sucked out by a black hole. 

They took me out of my car and strapped me to a board. All I could see is a bright light. They fitted me with alien parts and told me I would live forever. I was pissed off. They returned me back to to road…

  
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[Maxmars]

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Ok... well... first off...
It wasn't like that when I parked...

I just got out of the car, took a few steps and then you came out screaming...
"What the hell have you done!" and getting all crazy...

Look at me ...

My pants are dry... 
If I had been in that car, How could I get out without getting wet... hmmm?

I'm telling you ... it's quantum super positioning!




Lookie here:

[Quantum12]

This hot toad invited me over to her pad, it’s a Lily pad. I swam across 6 ponds to find her. My GPS was way frogging off. 

Finally I found her after swimming all day. She was with another frog on her lily pad. I was burnt out thinking I would be turned in to frog legs. I blew a massive air bubble from my ——— and it gave me a Dutch Oven. 

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[imitator]

Somewhere down on Earth, someone was probably staring up at the Moon, wondering about it... what it meant, who might be looking back. Jenkins lifted his beer in their direction, to the chance of two people gazing at the same rock from opposite ends of existence.

Wish you were here,” he murmured. “Wish I was there. Hell, I wish any of this made sense from this far away.

Jenkins leaned back, feeling almost weightless in the deck chair. He closed his eyes and let the universe turn without him.

Tomorrow, they’d find him. Sober him up. Send him back to Earth or into the sun... depending on how the paperwork worked out.

Tonight? Tonight, he had the best seat in the solar system.



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[Moon68]

Image: ReLnMwm.jpeg you are a mystery,

I wish I knew the secrets you held for me,

But alas I'm just a lowly toad,

Until they fix the UPLOAD




Someone else can pick the next photo since upload still isn't working for me

[Maxmars]

Apparently certain localities have taken exception to certain sources.

It is their privilege to ascertain and restrict what you can or cannot access from your region.

I have heard it was helpful to include this note:

Please use the new imgur workaround: Click the upload button directly in the post editor (as highlighted below), select an image from your PC/Device, which will be automatically embedded into the post.

[Image: https://i.imgur.com/inryGLb.jpeg]

I can't guarantee this will work for everyone...

But our Super-moderator Encia22 has found that some members reported this works.

(again, I can't really say I know for certain if/how this resolves the UK proscription on accessing certain servers.)

[Maxmars]

Six and a half minutes.... SIX minutes and thirty seconds of non-stop babbling about the essay due next Monday...

And somehow - I manage to STILL not understand what the heck the teacher wants from me...

First day of summer school...

My hand hurts from writing... The teacher seems to be hypnotized...
And it's only 11 AM...

Is this what Dad meant when he said... "Welcome to my world!"?