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Runespider · 05-30-2026, 04:21 AM

(05-30-2026, 03:45 AM)Wepwawet Wrote: Oh god no, anything but these damn geysers. He isn't here, is he :)

No, thankfully. Just be careful not to write his name.

Three times and he's summoned.

Hanslune · This post was last modified: 05-31-2026, 02:57 PM by Hanslune.

(05-30-2026, 04:21 AM)Runespider Wrote: No, thankfully. Just be careful not to write his name.

Three times and he's summoned.

Please send 7,234 USD in nickels or I'll let him know you want to talk about the metaphysical import of geyser and why he's just so much smarter than all Egyptologists everywhere! That or a 1.02 minute video of Harte turning squirrel road kill into BBQ

Runespider · 05-31-2026, 06:13 PM

(05-31-2026, 02:47 PM)Hanslune Wrote: Please send 7,234 USD in nickels or I'll let him know you want to talk about the metaphysical import of geyser and why he's just so much smarter than all Egyptologists everywhere! That or a 1.02 minute video of Harte turning squirrel road kill into BBQ

Do you accept cash by BassetCash? It's the only way our Basset lords pay me these days.

Hanslune · 05-31-2026, 10:53 PM

(05-31-2026, 06:13 PM)Runespider Wrote: Do you accept cash by BassetCash? It's the only way our Basset lords pay me these days.

I'd rather spit on a cursed watermelon! Heretic

Cormac Mac Airt · 06-01-2026, 01:18 AM

(05-30-2026, 03:45 AM)Wepwawet Wrote: Oh god no, anything but these damn geysers. He isn't here, is he :)

Not so far but anyone who summons him should be hung, drawn and quartered. [Image: thermidor.gif]

cormac