Super-Doritos

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And maybe there's another in there! Quickly, pausing only for an occasionally tooth-scrape of gunk-encrusted fingers (yes, we all do that), the entire bag is consumed in the quest for super-Dorito satisfaction.

Not me, and I don't have that problem so much with Doritos as I do with extra cheesy popcorn, and when I do I just trade in the cheese claws for a high-volume popcorn chute sometimes trimming wrinkles and imperfections off the end of the bag if needed.