Suge Knight Reacts To Diddy’s Sentencing: “Anybody Else Woulda Been Cooked”

[BeTheGoddess]

Suge will prolly be seeking a parole hearing soon.
 

Knight shaded the video shown in the courtroom of Diddy spending time with his family in an effort to gain “mercy” from the judge and joked, “Only thing I was waiting on was them bringing out the DJ and start playing music and letting him do what he does best— dance and shake that a** and end up with no time.” He did admit that due to Diddy’s alleged ties to the government, it wasn’t possible for him to “get a lot of time or ever really get punished.”

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“It’s a great day for the Combs family. Might be a sad day for the victims, but all in all, we have to take this time and prove ourselves […] Take this time and rebuild Hip-Hop,” Knight continued.

Suge Knight Reacts To Diddy's Sentencing In New 15-Minute Interview (vibe.com)

So how much was he paid to change his tune?

[SleipnirTheHorse]

Seriously the rich can get away with anything, have you heard my joke yet about why plants should date R. Kelly?

[BeTheGoddess]

Seriously the rich can get away with anything, have you heard my joke yet about why plants should date R. Kelly?

Not all plants want urea, some plants need ammonium nitrate and diesel.

[SleipnirTheHorse]

Not all plants want urea, some plants need ammonium nitrate and diesel.

Oh, I'm not talking about him watering the plants I'm talking about him fertilizing them. Yes he was into people eating his you know what!

[BeTheGoddess]

Oh, I'm not talking about him watering the plants I'm talking about him fertilizing them. Yes he was into people eating his you know what!

I was thinking more of the coal-fired power plants, weapons plats, FBI plants, but hey if you're ANFO, every problem is a crater.

[UltraBudgie]

I was thinking more of the coal-fired power plants, weapons plats, FBI plants, but hey if you're ANFO, every problem is a crater.

That was well said. Had a kind of poetry to it.¹

¹ http://through-time-and-space.com/firefly_quotes.html

[SleipnirTheHorse]

I was thinking more of the coal-fired power plants, weapons plats, FBI plants, but hey if you're ANFO, every problem is a crater.

Yeah, it's hard to joke in the internet!