12-22-2024, 07:42 PM
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How Mars Crashed Into Earth
They were mocked. Every person that said a brown dwarf orbited our sun in a heavily inclined orbit that passed through the inner solar system.
And it made sense to mock them, because there was no perturbation or obliquity issues.
But then we pissed of the Zeta Reticulans (Lizard people) and they used a tractor beam to move a brown dwarf 17 light years to fall into an inner planet disrupting orbit.
When it became apparent a star was going to pass through the solar system from below the elliptical plane it was already too late. The Main Asteroid Belt was dispersed sending Ceres crashing into Jupiter's orbit. Vesta fell into the star, and Mars was hurled towards the inner planets.
And that's how Mars crashed into Earth and killed everyone.
They were mocked. Every person that said a brown dwarf orbited our sun in a heavily inclined orbit that passed through the inner solar system.
And it made sense to mock them, because there was no perturbation or obliquity issues.
But then we pissed of the Zeta Reticulans (Lizard people) and they used a tractor beam to move a brown dwarf 17 light years to fall into an inner planet disrupting orbit.
When it became apparent a star was going to pass through the solar system from below the elliptical plane it was already too late. The Main Asteroid Belt was dispersed sending Ceres crashing into Jupiter's orbit. Vesta fell into the star, and Mars was hurled towards the inner planets.
And that's how Mars crashed into Earth and killed everyone.