11-25-2024, 10:22 AM
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In 2028 Elon flew to Mars with his 50,000 starlink satellites. He was thinking about big profits.
Each starlink was filled with bossiness he could open on Mars. He decided to send 10,000 of the richest earth people to mars via heavy rocket 117.
On his journey to Mars he set up rocket space stations which sold moon rocks candy and special Elon branded candy bars.
He pissed off all the underground martians before humans junked up mars by opening every junk store you could think of but not Dollar General. Years went by and he covered the Red planet with battery acid and garbage.
Soon he had so much junk he started sending it back to earth. His next stop is Venus. He moved all the Martians there beaucuse they were clean and lived below ground.
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Be kind to everyone!
