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[Quantum12]

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[Quantum12]

I was really not insane. I faked time until they tossed me into a Nest or Crazy

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest was about me being super mental. Was it reall about my rebel ways of life.

I was born in crazy times of 1937. My ways of brain waves of time enjoyed messing with people. I love a Avco-Embassy laugh of sadness that makes me smile!

One day they took away my brain and the rest was history!

I was lobotomized!

[IdeomotorPrisoner]

How Mars Crashed Into Earth


They were mocked. Every person that said a brown dwarf orbited our sun in a heavily inclined orbit that passed through the inner solar system.

And it made sense to mock them, because there was no perturbation or obliquity issues.

But then we pissed of the Zeta Reticulans (Lizard people) and they used a tractor beam to move a brown dwarf 17 light years to fall into an inner planet disrupting orbit.

When it became apparent a star was going to pass through the solar system from below the elliptical plane it was already too late. The Main Asteroid Belt was dispersed sending Ceres crashing into Jupiter's orbit. Vesta fell into the star, and Mars was hurled towards the inner planets.

And that's how Mars crashed into Earth and killed everyone.

[CCoburn]

The Story of Nibiru&Ninib


Marduk(Nibiru) and his late sister Ninshubar(Ninib) were a thrill-seeking planetary duo of the cosmos. They would often get their cosmic kicks by sling-shotting around the sun of the Alpha Centauri system.

But one day, the sinister Marduk sent his sibling sister sling-shotting just a sliver of a slice to close and she began to stray. The Centauri sun then proceeded to seduce, seize, and secure her in its death-grip and hold her like she'd never been held before.

The Centauri sun relentlessly ravaged the little sister as she circled, searing her skin, and savagely steering her closer and closer. Her skin began to crack and burn in unison with the sizzling of her sparse seas.

The self-centered Marduk now soaring solo smugly signed on for a contractual 3630-year orbit around the star of a neighboring system.

[Quantum12]

Oh Christmas tree you look so sad,
It’s the beauty of this I never had,

If I had you, your lights would shine,
Presents around you, for all time,

I am Jewish you see,
You were never part of me,

I do understand you are here to last,
You might have been part of my past,

I love you the same, thick or thin,
Have lots of joy for your day to begin…

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[CCoburn]

She just needed some time. Some time away from the hustle and bustle of everyday life, but not only that, she needed a place where she could mentally process.

The latest results that her and her colleagues were converging upon were nearly unfathomable. These experiments dealing with the nature of reality were beckoning her to some obscure realm of the utterly absurd.

She thought of that mountain range that her and her dad would occasionally visit on weekends – it was perfect.

Arriving, she engaged in a moderate hike, summited, and sat atop a peak of one of the smaller more modest mountains within the range.

Was it really true she thought. Is reality really nothing more than just some elaborate illusion? She tried desperately to wrap her head around it. The concept was so uniquely bizarre, and she searched in vain for some (any) comparative similarity from which to make sense of it all, and then finally it came to her. The answer to this riddle of reality was hiding within her dreams.

She began making the comparisons and investigating a bit further. Are my dreams real? No, they are more akin to illusion also. I appear to be moving around in my dreams. They have the illusion of physical space, but it's not real. These dreams are nothing more than just some fabrication within my mind.

Her epiphany deepened as she quickly went from mind to consciousness. Is it possible that reality is nothing more than a product of some consciousness? If so, then whose? If it's not mine, then that means I'm just nothing but a character within the dream of some thing? A dream character? Is that all I am? She then thought about the consciousness of the thing that is dreaming her and about why this would all unfold during its dream state and not its waking state? As a whole it really didn't make a lot of sense, but only parts of it she thought. There must be more.

She then proceeded to briefly chuckle to herself about this whole dream theory nonsense as she realized it would be getting dark in a couple of hours, so she decided to call it a day and begin the hour-long hike back to the car.

[Quantum12]

After I spent the day at the Detroit Zoo, I noticed a sign that they were giving out orangutans for the day. The orangutan was super huge but surprisingly it fit in my car. After filling out all the paperwork off we went.

As I drove along the along the freeway I saw an accident ahead. I pulled over to make sure everyone was ok. By accident I left the orangutan in the car…OOPS!

As I turned around I saw the orangutan driving away in my convertible on the freeway. I quickly got an Uber. I said “follow that orangutan!”

We caught up to the orangutan pulling into a banana factory. I got him a banana and we quickly headed to my sisters house. I knew she was not home, I called her and told her I need to leave an orangutan at your house. My sister was like WTF. She said you can’t leave a stinky big orangutan at my house!

By the time we got to her house the orangutan shrunk to pure cuteness and he barely stunk at all. She he went into my sisters house and cuddled a blanket.

I could not find the number to the zoo to return the orangutan so I kept him. My sister came home and fell in love with him. For some reason I had a flight to catch.

She quickly put him to work at the circus. I came back two weeks later and she was gone. I asked why my orangutan left and she said because he did not like working for bananas…
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[CCoburn]

The guy from Iron Butterfly was working on some niche time travel experiment that involved the fundamental forces of nature such as intense gravitational fields to alter time and magnetic fields like the one that created Iron Man – he was turned to steel in the great magnetic field.

In the experiment the spacetime coordinates were miscalculated and the Model T mushroomed into an unrecognizable mess.

The guy actually disappeared and was never seen or heard from again.

[Maxmars]

I told you it was over....

But did you listen?

Now you want me to feel something like surprise...

That's not happening...

What's worse, you expect me to follow your finger without turning my head...

That's not only not happening...

It's insulting.