? Scan to Wipe ?

[ReturnofBroccoli]

All you need is 3 sea shells.


Seriously though, if they ever try that in the U.S. I can promise nobody is gonna go back in that stall without a firehose and PPE.

I can always wash my hands.

These guys dont know how to use the 3 sea shells

[Chiefsmom]

Start carrying a hammer.

I would think those machines would be more expensive to replace than the TP.

[sahgwa]

The more I think about this the more peeved I get.
we all knew the CCP was evil but this is just in your face 'hey peasant you so worthless you must waste time and constantly have fully charged tracker device on you before you can wipe ass. ha ha ha' 
Wonder how long till they get vandalised, indeed. 
Poor Chinese people. There were all those riots for COVID and then after for gov stuff, all those people got disappeared.
I wonder what the true population of China is now, and also how many people are left to rise up.

[imitator]

The more I think about this the more peeved I get.
we all knew the CCP was evil but this is just in your face 'hey peasant you so worthless you must waste time and constantly have fully charged tracker device on you before you can wipe ass. ha ha ha' 
Wonder how long till they get vandalised, indeed. 
Poor Chinese people. There were all those riots for COVID and then after for gov stuff, all those people got disappeared.
I wonder what the true population of China is now, and also how many people are left to rise up.

Speaking of Covid… maybe this isn’t such a bad idea. Could stop the TP hoarding in the next outbreak.

Imagine this: you roll up to checkout with five packs of Charmin Mega Rolls, scan your phone thinking you’re all set for the apocalypse… and the register flashes: PURCHASE DENIED... Quota Exceeded!