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04-10-2025, 10:34 AM
Erm, how exactly is Venus a burning star of night? It is never visible through the night, only visible shortly after dark and just before sunrise.
Does anyone know the minimum safe distance of ignorance?
Did anyone ask the monkeys how much fun the barrel actually was?
04-10-2025, 01:27 PM
This post was last modified 04-11-2025, 07:28 PM by Sirius. Edited 4 times in total. 
(04-10-2025, 10:34 AM)BeyondKnowledge Wrote: Erm, how exactly is Venus a burning star of night? It is never visible through the night, only visible shortly after dark and just before sunrise. A very important question and I am glad you asked! You will need some ingredients:
![]() Then at twilight you will need to do the following while reciting the poem:
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04-10-2025, 04:57 PM
(04-10-2025, 07:57 AM)quintessentone Wrote: So I had a look at the planet Venus via the Russian probes they sent decades ago, and it's a hellish planet to say the least. 900 degrees F, 9x the gravity of Earth (equivalent to being under the sea at 3,000 feet). Their probes didn't last much over an hour. I highly enjoyed CS Lewis' fictional treatment of the planet Venus, complete with astrological and Classical Venusian themes, in his Space Trilogy. Warm and full of oceans and floating rafts of land that provide free fruit. It's kind of a sci fi version of Eden, to contrast with Earth which is Fallen.
04-10-2025, 07:12 PM
So will I conjure a Ferrari or an anime girl with that ritual?
Can Venus be a Ferrari 812 GTS? ![]() I can see legitimate vows being exchanged between myself and that car. She would burn through the night and get attention all day. She would shine in the sun and glisten in moonlight. Very much fire at my desire. So could you provide a ritual that will make a Ferrari fall out of the sky and land in my parking space? And just do whatever to the car that's already there.
04-11-2025, 01:34 AM
(04-10-2025, 07:12 PM)IdeomotorPrisoner Wrote: So will I conjure a Ferrari or an anime girl with that ritual? Made the instruction clearer thank you for the feedback. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
04-12-2025, 11:11 AM
(04-10-2025, 07:57 AM)quintessentone Wrote: So I had a look at the planet Venus via the Russian probes they sent decades ago, and it's a hellish planet to say the least. 900 degrees F, 9x the gravity of Earth (equivalent to being under the sea at 3,000 feet). Their probes didn't last much over an hour. So, it's worse than Detroit, then?
I now know why I am called a grown up. Every time I get up I groan.
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