Leave It To Beaver,..

[Quantum12]

Evil show!
Golly gee this a fine day I say,
Beaver, it's 7:30am and breakfast is served.

Golly Gee mother I thank you,
Mmm this fried pork is mighty fine today.

Ward dear, you are going to be late for work,
Oh my dear June did you pour me my morning coffee.

Ward, don't be silly my dear love,
Have I ever missed your coffee.

Wally dear son it is time for me to fix your hair,
I want you looking sharp as an axe for school.

Golly Gee mother I am 16,
Son you boys will be boys,

Eddie walkes in "Good morning Mrs. Cleaver,"
Eddie "would you like some pie."

Sure Mrs Cleaver you are so kind,
Oh Eddie you are the nicest boy around,

As the boys walk to school, Eddie flattens all the cars tires...