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Claw Hammer to their "Unctuous"!
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I swear, food shows and their buzz words.  Someone needs to take a claw hammer to the word "unctuous" and bludgeon it so violently until all of it's "ooey gooey" leaks out all over the floor!  And then there's "umami"; someone needs to repeatedly STAB that "umami" until it has no "mouth feel" left!  One day I'd actually pay money to see an actual..."explosion in my mouth"!  I'd pay even more if I got to pick who it was!

/rant (maybe...if I don't think up more)
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#2
This thread is sumptuous and delectable.
I followed the Science, and all I found was the Money.
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(10-13-2024, 10:47 AM)UltraBudgie Wrote: This thread is sumptuous and delectable.

Has some "hints of" "nutty moments" "incorporated" into it, doesn't it?  With a nice, but "cloyingly" "peppery" "finish" on the "palette".  "I don't like it!  I LOVE it!"  The only issue is, I think, it "needs some acid" to give it that "brightness", but otherwise it has a "whimsical" "tone" to it and a "fleshy" "bite", don't you think?

Why can't these people just speak plain English???  They try to sound all 'upper crust' and holier than thou on these shows, but then head straight for a 7-11 microwave bean & cheese burrito and a imitation Cherry Slurpee after the show is over.
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