Iranian President Asks Manager Of Paradise Where All The Virgins Are
And If It'd Be Possible To Turn The Heat Down A Tad
And If It'd Be Possible To Turn The Heat Down A Tad
WORLD·May 20, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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Following the death of Iranian President Ebrahim Raisi in a helicopter crash over the weekend, the deceased leader questioned the furnishings of Paradise and wondered why it was so crazy hot up there.
"I was expecting more virgins…72 of them to be exact," Raisi commented. "And why is Jannah so hot? And who is that scary-looking man with the pointy ears and pitchfork laughing at me? This is supposed to be a garden of pleasure. Who should I talk to about all this?"
As a devout Muslim and committer of only pure and righteous deeds, a now deceased Raisi told reporters he was confused about why Paradise was on fire, something he'd never read about in the Quran.
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