The realities of man flu

[DBCowboy]

Day 4 The Scourge of Man Flu

I ventured out today for supplies for my family.  Just some flour, salt, and bacon fat.

It'll keep us alive and fed until the storm of disease has passed.

I know I am a hero, but I wish no parades or rewards for what I do through my suffering.

I will keep fighting, because that's what real men do.

[Bootless]

Here's hoping you get better by Thanksgiving, 5 more days.

In the meantime, here's a funny:



Photo from: Uncensored Memes

[DBCowboy]

The scourge is over.

I have, once again, beaten Man Flu.

My destiny is set in the Halls of Valhalla.  

I returned to work today while vestal virgins showered my path with rose petals to harken my return.

Angels wept at my return.

Nations trembled at my might.



 . . .  . . . I still have a sore throat though and the sniffles.  But these are mere remnants of the deadly disease that dared to assault me.

Thus ends my latest battle.

Amen.