Eating grass

[Byrd]

I'm surprised they have not developed a method to remove the lignin and sell grass as a health food yet.

"Oh, wait going to the lab buying a Roll's soon"

You're approximately 14,000 years too late.

Our modern wheat is actually a human-bred grass, and humans were eating cooked grass some 14,000 years ago
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bread#:~:t...ng%20bread.

They'd have been eating the grains before that, though.