Share a Paradox About Yourself.

[cherokeetroy]

When I want to stop thinking about a white bear

I start thinking about a white bear

[David64]

I love to fish. It is my major pastime and I've invested quite a bit of money into gear.  I spend roughly 30 hours a week doing it.

I rarely keep and eat them. Maybe 6 times a year.

I catch them, take a picture, weigh them and turn them back.

[putnam6]

I feel great with 5-6 hours of sleep...

I rarely ever get 5-6 hours of sleep

[Harte]

I won the Betty Crocker Homemaker of the year award in high school (placed in the top ten in the state) but never spent a day in any Home Economics class.
On second thought, that might be a paradox about Home Economics classes.
Never mind.

Harte