A Charlie Kirk for the Left

[DBCowboy]

DISCLAIMER: This isn't some personal revelation or conclusion about myself, but a farce. This thread is more along the lines of how anyone, even a conservative, could easily become the poster boy for the left, a liberal Charlie Kirk if you will.

With a little practice at giving speeches and live debate, anyone could be the Charlie Kirk for the left, even I could. As an old while male, I would be the opposite of a young handsome conservative and have the liberal democrat leader look. I just need to grow my hair longer, gain some more weight, and become less healthy. I wear glasses already; however, I may want to try a little makeup, it couldn't hurt. Below is a sample of a propaganda speech I worked up while going into a trance and channeling liberalism.
 

I could probably get some special interest groups to fund my tours, like Georgie Soros or some liberal PAC, or even intelligence agencies from the United States or other countries. Please don't make me out to be a liberal or even a sympathizer. I was just making a mockery of liberal rhetoric and slogans by regurgitating the words of the left.

Although this is parody, I do foresee the left trying to develop their version of Charlie Kirk. If it fails, they can knock him off in a false flag to pin it on Trump and the MAGA movement.

I love satire and parody.

But an honest "left Charlie Kirk" couldn't exist because in order to be like Kirk, they'd have to be honest.

[MichSwampbuck]

@DBCowboy

Well, an anti-Charlie wouldn't be telling the truth now, would they? Wouldn't a liberal left version be more like an anti-Charlie/Christ?

[quintessentone]

@DBCowboy

Well, an anti-Charlie wouldn't be telling the truth now, would they?

Well I see your thread is just playing games, so good luck with that.

By the way, Talarico's messaging is this : Love God and love thy neighbor as you love yourself. That is absolutely something Kirk never said because he did not follow Jesus' way.

[MichSwampbuck]

Just a reminder to any and all, I mean no disrespect to Charlie Kirk or the people mourning his death.

It is likely in very bad taste that I have posted this; however, everyone from every side is riding the coattails of Charlie Kirk's assassination, and that sickens me more.

I am mocking liberals, not trying to make Charlie or what happened into some twisted joke, like a one-liner on the Jimmy Kimmel Show.

[quintessentone]

Just a reminder to any and all, I mean no disrespect to Charlie Kirk or the people mourning his death.

It is likely in very bad taste that I have posted this; however, everyone from every side is riding the coattails of Charlie Kirk's assassination, and that sickens me more.

I am mocking liberals, not trying to make Charlie or what happened into some twisted joke, like a one-liner on the Jimmy Kimmel Show.

That is known as political baiting.

[Truthhurts]

I love satire and parody.

But an honest "left Charlie Kirk" couldn't exist because in order to be like Kirk, they'd have to be honest.

Be open to spreading lies and racism, which only creates division. It's a shame we don't have folks like the Republicans on our team; you should feel lucky that your side has the liars, the racists, the foolish, and the whiners.

[DBCowboy]

@DBCowboy

Well, an anti-Charlie wouldn't be telling the truth now, would they? Wouldn't a liberal left version be more like an anti-Charlie/Christ?

Don't they already have that in Gavin Newsom?

[DBCowboy]

Be open to spreading lies and racism, which only creates division. It's a shame we don't have folks like the Republicans on our team; you should feel lucky that your side has the liars, the racists, the foolish, and the whiners.

*sigh*

It appears that common sense has chased the left for decades and applause for the left for always eluding it.

[Halfswede]

Be open to spreading lies and racism, which only creates division. It's a shame we don't have folks like the Republicans on our team; you should feel lucky that your side has the liars, the racists, the foolish, and the whiners.

The left uses something I call the Oprah approach. It's where you say one thing while in practice undermining it.  She made a whole career pretending to uplift women while daily shredding their self-confidence with, 'you need this self-help book.  You are depressed. etc. etc.'  It's a common tactic among domestic abusers.

The left does things like saying they are against racism, while continually telling the various races (except asians) that they aren't capable of managing their own lives without help.  They can't succeed without these programs etc. Fortunately here in the south, we have been heavily integrated and get to work with wonderful people of all types on a daily basis in educated technical fields (yes, black people can engineer without handouts).  I'll never forget one of my black coworkers say, "I will take the small bit of overt racism of the south over the systemic covert racism of the north".

Leftism requires an oppressed class to exist. Without it, there is no platform. This is a key component of communist tenets requiring continuous 'class strife' and struggle.

The left does things like imply they are for women's rights, but condemn women who want to exercise the right to just be a mother and run a household as inferior and controlled. 

This was all brought in originally by communists to break the social fabric of the west. The soviets specifically sought out highly charismatic, but amoral young people to join the movements of the 60s and promote 'free love, drugs, rejection of traditional family and values etc.'  They were also tasked with pushing those people into higher ed and politics. Once the soviet union collapsed, all of these plans were laid bare in plain russian'. 

Now the communist specter is rooted in the CCP using similar tactics on tik tok etc. to push ideas that cause division and erode social order. It's not some magical coincidence that tik tok has higher trans and suicide content than anywhere else.  It's literally in their Made in China 2025 (Started in 2015) agenda to dismantle the west. 

Leftists like to think they just organically came up with all of this, but it has been strategically inserted since the 1920s and spelled out in plain english in many cases.

Sorry to the OP for the long, more serious diversion. The point was well-made in the OP if one chose to read objectively.  All of those statements in the farcical speech have been used nearly verbatim by the left.

[MichSwampbuck]

@Halfswede

Thanks, I agree for the most part.

I was trying to sound identical to a leftist liberal displaying their Trump Derangement Syndrome, but I couldn't help using a passive/aggressive approach by hinting at the hypocrisy of these sound-bite style slogans.